Rocky Mountain Roofie

A Rocky Mountain Roofie is essentially an overwhelming sensation of awe induced by the myriad beauties of Colorado. The overwhelming awe, in addition to a lack of oxygen, causes one to become unconscious within minutes therefore allowing nature to determine the ominous fate of the victim.

"Dude, I think Mother Nature just had her way with me... good thing she's a MILF!"

He totally OD'd while getting Rocky Mountain High

Hey man, your gonna take her hiking?

Man: Yeah I'm gonna slip her a Rocky Mountain Roofie

by 2oorsNowtsst November 10, 2010

Pizza roofie

The practice of pizza delivery drivers compressing a pizza box so that the chess from the pizza sticks to the roof of the box. This practice usually occurs when a customer has a history of not tipping drivers.

I was too broke to tip the pizza guy last time so the next time I ordered I got a pizza roofie.

by jjm-uwf September 27, 2008

Reverse-Roofie

The act of a female pretending to be drunk so that a male will take advantage of her. In essence, this is when a female needs an excuse to sleep with someone, but her friends most likely do not approve.

1. "She pulled a reverse-roofie so she could get with him."

2. "That biddy just reverse-roofied him!"

by McClubbin dutch November 25, 2011

One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit

A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.

Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!

by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010

halo roofie

The act of adding a roofie to the alcoholic beverage of someone you wish to corrupt. Usually in a professional or social situation. The target then acts in a non-professional manner, rendering their reputation (their halo) as questionable at best.

Joe: Dayum, my co-worker was out of her mind last night, hanging on every guy, taking her clothes off, and passing out under the kitchen table. She normally doesn't act like that, i wonder if someone slipped her a halo roofie, she was kinda moving up the corporate ladder way too fast...

by literalgrrl December 2, 2011

Verbal Roofie

A statement (usually a joke) that completely incapacitates the listener, rendering them unable to do anything but laugh on the ground for a short amount of time.

Tom- "Ryan, why is Kate on the floor?"
Ryan- "I just gave her a verbal roofie."
Tom- "Nice."

by Team T.O.A.S.T. August 21, 2009

Alaskan Roofie

When you hit a girl in the head at a party to knock her out before hooking up with her.

"I might give Suzy an Alaskan roofie at the party tonight and throw her on the back of the dog sled for the ride back out of Juneau."

by Tim Limowitz November 10, 2007