queard

Not to be confused with actual faggy looking facial hair, a queard is something an obvious homosexual who is too scared to admit their homosexuality uses to disguise such homosexuality. See examples:

Hey you see Francis with those wife and kids of his? that is one pricey queard.

So I see you traded in the Miata and invested in a queard... I mean, uh, Ford Bronco.

C'mon a Lucy Lawless poster in full Xena gear? Pretty thin queard there pal, tits or not we all now what you are imagining is under that lower leather cloth when you sleep at night.

Guy 1 one looking at employee from across country: "Whoa he is married?"
Guy 2 looks over "What?" (turns) "oh shit him?... Queard"
Guy 1 "obviously"

by Nicky Fickerella November 12, 2010

queidir

v. to overcome a significant deficit, especially when one has been counted out by his or her competition, to win a contest, usually in one epic turn of events

Though his friends counted him out of the game, Colin queidired them at the last minute with a 165 point move.

by el colin July 28, 2011

quebird

a large, orange, feathery bird that is at the top of the food chain and enjoys flapping his giant wings and making rude and vulgar faces at people he finds silly.

Quebird went to go chill with Toucan Sam in the Mediterranean for the weekend.

by Kittie Mull Mull November 11, 2008

QueerDeer

Wild, homosexual deers that mainly live in the upper regions of canada. They can be seen having sex during the night. Theese are the deers that usuly get hit by cars, due to thier bad judgement.

"Hey did you see thoose two QueerDeers fucking last night?"
"Yea why?"
"I accedentally ran over it today."
"Oh shit, thats sad."
"I know"
"Did you jerk it to them fucking?"
"No."
"Okay.."

by Stoner4Boner March 9, 2010

Queerdo

An abnormal homosexual person.
Mix of queer and weirdo.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Juan acting strange at the gay bar?"

Person 2: "What a queerdo!"

by XxF3ARM3xX January 17, 2014

Queerd

1)Trimming your beard into a thin hair boarder that typically runs right on the jaw line, popular with pretty boys who feel the need to spend all day primping in front of the mirror.

2)Weak attempt by testosterone deficiante males to grow a beard.

Rule of thumb, If it takes you longer to trim than it would to just shave it off, it's not a Beard Bro, it's a Queerd.

Hey dude, I hope you are about done working on your Queerd in there because I gotta drop the duece.

by Reg Dunlap February 13, 2009

qweird

adj. Something that is queer and weird at the same time; unusual, but not stupid.

The way he died was qweird.

by DoomMarine May 11, 2003