Puttentooter

A term for the female vagina. Inspired by the way people talk in the south.

Your puttentooter is stinky

by T Rizzo April 6, 2008

puttin' sauce on it

To add on to or embellish, an already crazy situation or story.

Guy 1: And the lady thanked me and gave me some money and whispered if I wanted some other favors too!

Guy 2: Quit puttin' sauce on it you know that didn't happen!

by BRonin357 April 4, 2009

Putting on my joker face

motorboating a woman's crotch while earning your red wings in order to get red all over your lips and cheeks so you look like Heath Ledgers joker

woman- ooh baby that feels good...what what are you doing?

man- (raising his head) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA putting on my joker face

by countmonster May 17, 2009

Ethan patton

The guy who eats all the eggrolls and gets sick the next day and always claims it isnt food poisoning

Guy 1: hey, where is Ethan Patton?
Guy 2: he said he is sick, he also said he had eggrolls yesterday.
Guy 1: he is such an Ethan Patton

by Bluethunder86 April 3, 2019

puttanata

In italian, bullshit, big unbelievable lie; or huge mistake, wrong thing.
The word comes from puttana, but it is not clear the relationship between the meaning of puttana and the common use of "puttanata".

A: Sai che so saltare 57 metri?
B: Che puttanata!
A: Do you know I can jump over 57 meters?
B: What a bullshit!

A: Ho fatto una puttanata: ho tradito mia moglie con la sua migliore amica.
B: I did a mistake: I betrayed my wife with her best friend!

by jeropot January 30, 2009

putting your tail between your legs

Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself

You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.

by Charlene2008 April 20, 2008

Mike Patton

absolute fucking genius

just listen to anything he's recorded

by Nic Bucknall August 11, 2004