Purple Mud Bunion

An alarmingly swollen prostate gland, comparable to a large prune lodged in your anus.

"I went to the doctor today & she didn't think the term Purple Mud Bunion was as funny as we did." -Chad Shank on The Doug Stanhope Podcast

by CuntryBumpkin March 14, 2015

Hermit Purple

Some weird vines that come out of an old guy's arm

Mr Joestar! Use your Hermit Purple!

by grease_of_sandwich September 8, 2020

my purple

to be someone’s purple is to be one of the most important people in their life and them trusting you with their life.

“aspen’s my purple. im so glad they’re alive”

by joudijody November 6, 2020

purple belly

An Alliance soldier or officer. (Used in reference to an Alliance Captain in Firefly Episode "Bushwhacked".) The Alliance's official colors include purple and are used on the abdomen (belly) of Alliance troop body armor.

"But Captain, did you hear what that purple belly called Serenity?" — Kaylee Frye

by —thoughtstorms— March 26, 2009

Purple Chipmunk

This is when a male inserts his dick into a women's ass and she squeezes her ass cheeks together cutting circulation off to the penis, thus causing it to become a purple, red, or blue color.

A man wants to push anal sex to the next level; enter the purple chipmunk

by A-Starr January 27, 2006

purple roundy

Greatest American Gladiator contender of all time.

Purple Roundy should have won American Gladiators on virtue of his hair and mustache alone.

by Steve Cusick August 7, 2003

Purpled

He's a twitch streamer and a minecraft youtuber he plays bed wars and is part of the dream smp. He also amazing and cool and very competitive.

"Hey Tommy get out of my house" Purpled yelled at Tommy

by ;-; October 20, 2020