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The Great PornHub Purge 

December 15th, 2020 -a date which will live in infamy- the PornHub content of millions of users was suddenly and deliberately deleted by the company of PornHub in a desperate last resort to effectively prohibit the posting of rule-breaking/illegal content on their platform. The Purge has caused great mourning amongst the PornHub community. We regret to inform that millions of hours worth of fap material have been lost, with some reporting as much 80% of its content being deleted. Let there be hope this great purge accomplishes its goal so the victims can receive closure and no one will ever experience anything like it on the platform ever again.

Alternate terms for this event include:
- The Fapocalypse

- The Faptastrophe
- The Fapaclysm
- Fapageddon
- The Fapture
- The Worst Day of 2020
"I felt a great disturbance in the Hub, as if millions of MILFs in my area suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened..." = Orgi-Wank Kenutti, the day of The Great PornHub Purge.
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The Furry Purge 

Seeing as December 20th is Fur-Day...

December 19th is the last hurrah of our noble gamer boys and egirls, so that they may salvage their sanity - and possibly their salvation - as the day of reckoning draws near.

Brave the perilous uwu XD *nuzzles u* battleground of the day ahead... indulge in The Furry Purge.

The moment the clock strikes midnight in your location and December 19th begins, you have 24 hours to ice, merc, smoke, and/or bust a cap in any furry you may come across. Godspeed, soldier.
Gamer 1: You ready?
Egirl: Of course I am, my little pogchamp. I used my simps' twitch donations to buy more ammo for my Hello Kitty glock!

Gamer 2: The Furry Purge is gonna be dope!

Furry: Are you excited for Fur-Day? I know I am! uwu x3

Gamer: Nah. But I'm excited for the day that comes before it...
Furry: OwO what's that?

Gamer: Oh, you'll see...

porn purge

The massive deletion of porn from a computer, usually to avoid embarrassing consequences at work.
When the regional manager announced that everyone would be getting new laptops, Fred quickly undertook a porn purge before tech support stopped by with his new machine.
porn purge by DrMoop December 17, 2006

stalinist purge 

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents
I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.
stalinist purge by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

Twitter Purge 

On July 19th 2014 all the hateful/rejected/sadistic/heartless bastards on Twitter post compromising images (i.e. nudes) of people who trusted them with said images.
Asshole boyfriend: "She said No... Oh this bitch goin' down" *posts nudes of now ex-girlfriend on Twitter* "Hahahahahaha #Twitter Purge"

Sperm Purge 

The act of ejaculating more than 5 times in one day, nearly emptying your ballsack. Generally, a Sperm Purge also makes the individual feel as though they've weakened by a considerable amount and will require a lengthy recharge period.
Greg: Fuck man, she had me going like 6 rounds just to satisfy her. Shit was torture.

Fred: Jesus, bitch orchestrated a Sperm Purge.
Sperm Purge by ReesesBeefus March 21, 2019

The Purge Of December 17th

During jschlatts first stream coming back to twitch, he did something that any normal human being could be thankful for. He had a nasa scientist build a bot that would ban everyone in his chat that had anything related to the Dream Smp in their username. Tens of thousands of dsmp fans were banned from his chat,, cleansing it and making it pure.Before the command was executed, jschlatt had one last thing to say. "This is what it's all about"
Schlatts chat has been so much better since the purge of December 17th