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Two Pump Dump

Blowing your load during sex after just two pelvic thrusts.
It had been such a long time since Erik had sex, that he was only able to execute a two pump dump.
by The Dogg August 12, 2014
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three pump dump

When a male is having sexual intercourse, and completes three strokes and dumps his load
Ben is a three pump dump man.
by Scoobman July 16, 2006
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one pump dump

Blowing your load on the first thrust. Sliding it in and letting go of all your wholesome fluids all in one swift motion.
Friend: How was it?
You: I couldn't take my time, I had to give her the ol "one pump dump."
by JK AtlaZ November 22, 2019
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Two Pump Dump

One who usually ejaculates after approximately two thrusts of the penis during sexual intercourse, with the opposite or same sex.

Typically one who remains abstinent.
Paige:" So, how was Ivan last night;)?"
Madison:" So lame, he was a Two Pump Dump kinda guy..."
Paige:"Oh no! What a loser!"
Madison:"But his brother was pretty cute;)"
by Nash Carlton January 16, 2017
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Pump and Dump

When a woman gives you a hand job while you take an enormous shit on her chest.
Yeah bro, me and Annie love a good old fashioned Pump and Dump.
by DogeRager January 30, 2021
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Pump a Dump

“Is a sexual act on which one thrusts once and then immediately following shits themselves”
Hold on sally I gotta take a shit, I know you don’t want me to ‘Pump a Dump’ again”
by Slobknob247 March 5, 2019
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PUMP N DUMP

A kidnapping in a TESLA or other EV for the purpose of DATA EXTRACTION.

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NEWS: ICE POISEIDON (PAUL DENINO) STEALS FROM YOUTUBE FANS CxCoin his designed CRYPTOCURRENCY $500,,000 from fans and BUYS A TESLA .

CHARLES THOMAS MUNGER WARREN EDWARD BUFFETT...IS THAT SO? " YOU HAVE TO BE BRAINDEAD TO BUY CRYPTOCURRENCY "...( well over 500,000 people at least are , so you have a point!!!!!

NOW CHARLIE ...that WISE ASSERY.SHAMROCK.EXCRENENT,
.288 IS a great example of RACKETEERS...TIERS...TEARS and how they abuse the LAW by breaking it through using RICO

Signed JAMES ALLEN NELSON...SIERRA INTERNET AND PAUL ANTHONY GIOVANI IBM "WATSON"CLOUD
Let's get this wizard ANAL ALAN and PUMP N DUMP free information as well as FUCK HIM SILLY and we then dump them totally NAKED where they are left to TACTICAL SPOON and FREEZE his funding

The reason it is done is from the COLD SECTOR as the PUMP N DUMP is to get intelligence and then push it out to the media which many restaurants and other businesses as well as law enforcement utilizing RICO LAW BREAKING . The goal is to SANCTION NEGATIVELY THE INDIVIDUUALS AND GROUPS responsible for the RACKETEERING(...TIERING)(....TEARING)as payed off to cover up CRYPTOCURRENCY scams and casino entertainment scams as well as block GRAND JURY INDICTMENTS of large pivotal corporations who are guilty of court settlement FRAUD INVOLVING MURDER AND SERIAL MURDER AS WELL AS KIDNAPPINGS with BLACKMAIL and PRISON CONFINEMENT/MEMTAL HOSPITAL CONFINEMENT (for the opposers to cover up massive wrongdoings)and abuse of the courts by using LITIGIOUS NUSSANCE LAWSUITS to waste court time and squander resources of the governing bodies where this is in no way EXHAUSTIVE in how RICO is illegally practiced .

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by SHITEATERSHITEATER February 2, 2022
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