Pufferfish

The act of not being able to hold one’s emotions and thoughts in, and is at the verge of bloating up like a pufferfish

He wants insider information so badly, but since it’s being withheld, he’s turning into a pufferfish.

by Wackledoodle2 September 18, 2020

The pufferfish

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.

“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”

by Door breaker March 21, 2025

Pufferfish

Eugh

Pufferfish: eugh

by Kastle63 December 14, 2019

Dutch Pufferfish

When a girl is receiving oral sex and farts into the giver’s mouth, puffing their cheeks up like a pufferfish.

Jack ate me out so good that I accidentally gave him a Dutch Pufferfish!

by PastaManana February 28, 2021

caribbean pufferfish

1) The source of tetra, a paralyzing agent (according to Law Abiding Citizen).

2) A short, spiky haircut for rich manly girls.

Guy-What happened to your head? Did you skin a caribbean pufferfish and put it on top of your head?
Girl-Um No, this is my real haircut, oh my god.
Guy-It goes well with the rat pelts you're wearing to stay warm this winter.
Girl-Oh my gaaaad, you're such a critic, I can see why you're single.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2018

Pufferfish Ego

(noun) An inflated sense of self-importance that balloons dramatically in response to even the tiniest wins or crumbs of praise.

Mr asshat: "lol i killed you once which means i'm better"
John: "After losing 500 times, holy Pufferfish Ego

by Nirvloyd February 11, 2025

Pufferfish

Augh

Chef: *takes pufferfish out of the tank*
Chef: *feeds it carrots to prove it has a strong jaw*
Pufferfish: Augh

by Co0lerw0rdM4n September 7, 2020