puddle pimp

The person that always has the dope sack and always get every one high and its nothing to them

Hey who's is that and why is every so happy to see her ..Oh that's the puddle pimp

puddle pimp by 1400 November 10, 2014

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Puddle of Fuck

1. A puddle of semen.
2. One who is rather large and acting like an asshole.
3. A piece of shit.

"That guy just cut me off, what a Puddle of Fuck!!!"

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To puddle up is when a person puts a hit of crystal meth into a pipe for smoking. When they heat up the pipe the meth melts and forms into a puddle.

"Hey before we head to the club, I need to puddle up"

puddle up by dj shiva August 7, 2007

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When a trouser is so short on a persons leg, as you step in a puddle, the bottom of the trouser leg dosent get wet.

aslo see - ankle swinger

Haha, look at him and his Puddle Dodgers

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A person that trades sexual favors for drugs, mainly methamphetamine.

Due to the fact that in a pipe the drug melts into a puddle.

buyer: Can you believe she had sex with me, in exchange for meth?
dealer : Well, she is a "puddle slut"

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Noun - Someone who sweats enough to make a puddle when they sleep

The fat kid was bullied cause his mom thought he peed the bed but in reality he was a puddle sleeper

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Any member of the US Coast Guard. Used because the Coast Guard doesn't operate in deep water; usually close to the shore and in lake and rivers.

Why must you be 6'6'' to join the puddle pirates? If your boat sinks, you can walk to shore.

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