Cocktronamus Prime

The mightiest of all the Transformers, Cockatronamus Prime cannot be defeated by any Cybertronian. Autobots and Decepticons alike live in fear of Cockatronamus Prime. Both sides avoid any contact in fear of being bot raped on the spot. Cockatronamus Prime once had a mate, Cumdumpsterbot, but he inadvertently killed her in a royal space fucking that destroyed the original All Spark. Cockatronamus Prime transforms into a giant penis, inserts himself into volcano craters due to its warm gooey sensation, and proceeds to fuck the earth.

Cockatronamus Prime is a dick.
You aint lying! Look!!
<transforms>
RUN!!

Earthquake!!
No!...Cocktronamus Prime!!

by Scrotobot August 25, 2009

Fagatron Prime

King of the faggots

mr. smith is such a fagatron prime!

by dj balls April 13, 2012

Every prime day of the year

Every prime day of the year is National Girls Always Say Yes (sorry girls)

every prime day of the year

by AmNow December 3, 2020

Optimus Prime

An immortal robot from outer space, he has come back to life a million fucking times and loves saying the word hour in a fucking sentence. He also can't stand 5 seconds without an introduction.

I am optimus prime, leader of the autobots. Will you assist us in our darkest hour?

by wEirD RanDo March 27, 2021

Arsimus Prime

If a chick has an arse like Niagara Falls, she can be called Arsimus Prime. The leader of the autobutts.

Yo is Arsimus Prime coming tonight? Yeah, I think her and her gigantic arse should be here soon.

by Bollocks&Arsimus March 23, 2022

disciplining the primate

Male masturbation. A more respectable derivative of "spanking the monkey".

Larry was late to work today because he was up all night watching Cinemax and disciplining the primate.

by SB17 August 29, 2006

priam

1. In sanskrit it means some someone's beloved.
2. It was also the name of a King of Troy (King Priam)

1. That girl is his priam

by Prizazzle January 11, 2009