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prime time cock block

An douche bag maneuver pulled off by Jay Leno through sucking network executive cock.
I used to think Jay Leno was an old, worthless sack of shit that has been on the air for far too many years and has overstayed his welcome onto my television, but ever since he pulled the prime time cock block on Conan O'Brien I just think he's a huge faggot.

CEO Steve Capus: I'm still not convinced. Get Jeff Zucker over here maybe ill change my mind.

Jay Leno: Yes Mr. President nyum nyum nyum.
by tittyboner169 February 23, 2010
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Primitive Pussy

The pussy of our ancestors. Similar to Asian pussy, but tastes more similar to brontosaurus meat than cat meat.
Woah dude!!!! That is the most primitive pussy I've ever seen! My sister's old saggy velociraptor vagina doesn't even compare! It doesn't have as many teeth though...
by Nicaragua57 November 11, 2010
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Internet Prime Time

The time of day when everyone decides to go on the internet at the same time as you, making everything run really slow, especially downloads.
"This album is taking forever to download! It must be internet prime time"
by Dudey McCool May 27, 2009
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Gods Prime Time

It has two definitions, it's either a guy with a charming personality and smart wit or it's a guy who is either always overdosing or always underdosing. They probably are hyper all the time and are a piece of work(hence the name). They are, usually speaking, batshit crazy in a good way.

PS: There is always one in a friend group.
-Man did you see Ata yesterday, he was through the fucking roof!
-Yeah, that's Gods Prime Time being Gods Prime Time.
by Atates January 10, 2021
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primitive enema

An album released by the band Butt Trumpet in 1994. Also a song on the same album. The song has strong overtones of buttsecks.

Lineup on the album consists of:
1. Clusterfuck
2. Funeral Crashing Tonight
3. I've Been So Mad Latelu
4. DICKTatorship
5. Classic Asshole
6. Decapitated
7. Dead Dogs
8. I Left My Flannel in Seattle
9. I'm Ugly and I don't know why
10. The Grindcore Song
11. Primitive Enema
12. I Left My Gun In San Fransisco
13. Shutup
14. Ten Seconds of Heaven
15. Yesterday
16. Ode to Dickhead
17. Pink Gun
18. Blind
Chick:I need a primitive enema.
d00d: I'm up for it.
by DieHippieDie November 27, 2007
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primitive fart

The fart routinely used by cave dwellers to smoke out a saber tooth tiger. It's believed to be caused by the horrific combination of digesting tusk marrow and rat carcasses.
After two chorizo tacos and three bowls of northern beans, the harbor master ripped a primitive fart killing his first mate on contact.
by Texas Bill December 15, 2015
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prime time

a small cigar/cigarillo found in many flavors. Prime times are popular among those in Rainier and other places. The reasoning is that, in the hood, more people are rolling and smoking blunts and therefore there is more need for a prime time.

Special prime time flavors include the happy hours modelled after mixed drinks.

Prime Times are often smoked right after a blunt.
"Hey man remember get a sweet and 2 PTs aiight?"

"Yo pass me a prime time i am BLUNTED"
by Nigguhfingaz April 8, 2007
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