Preserved Causality Theory

A framework proposing that causality is fundamental and conserved—that even in extreme conditions (FTL travel, time dilation, quantum weirdness), cause-effect relationships are preserved. Preserved Causality suggests that causality isn't just a feature of our spacetime but a conserved quantity, like energy or momentum. You can stretch it, bend it, maybe even warp it—but you cannot break it. FTL doesn't mean time travel; it means we don't yet understand how causality is preserved at those speeds.

"They said FTL means time travel—therefore impossible. Preserved Causality Theory says: maybe causality is conserved, like energy. We don't know how FTL preserves it, but that doesn't mean it can't. The theory buys time for engineers: causality isn't fragile; it's fundamental."

by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026

Presernet

An individual's accumulated internet presence.

I googled myself the other day and realized I have quite the presernet.

by Colin Pepper April 23, 2010

Preserdent

A word referring to George W. Bush. or simply "W".

George W. Bush was the 43rd Preserdent of the United States

by Pdesil July 27, 2012

Preperverted

Someone who does perverted creep things before a special event

Taylor Swift is preperverted

by Snorlax121111 March 4, 2017

preservativo

preservativo it’s portuguese for the word condom can be also none as camisinha or condone

The preservativo is usually used for protection during sex but can be also used for masturbation if you want to be protected and slippery

But it’s also common used between gay people to provide some lubrification during anal sex.

Mario: Estou com uma tesão da porra vamos transar? / I’m horny AF . Do you wanna F***?
Raquel: Claro mas usa preservativ. / Of course but put a preservativo on.

by The gay, vegan and horny guy May 17, 2018

Presserverance

The act of continuing to press your penis at your partner. The partner usually is in a defensive state, or clearly articulating their non-interest. The "presser" utilizes his male anatomy in a jack hammer type movement until his partner decides to give in consensual thus removing any barrier to penetration.

Cole's presserverance was able to coherse Megan to reach to promiseland!

by #SirPressAlot January 30, 2021

Perserverance

When you get a tattoo but can’t spell and you’re forced to persevere.

Your uncle got a tattoo with the word, “Perserverance” and had to get it fixed with another tattoo to make it all better.

by Trixareforchuck July 1, 2024