Premelture Echoculation

When Chocolate melts in your hands before it gets to your mouth.

Dude, it is so hot premelture echoculation was left on my hands when I touched my candy bar.

by Bonnie Size October 7, 2008

prebev

The period of drinking before hitting the club or a party. Usually held at somebodys flat or house between the hours of roughly 6 and 11 with your most loyal homies.

'Yo man fancy starting the prebev at mine bout 7 before we head out into town and get messed up?'

'Sounds like a plan!'

by lloydbanks25 August 23, 2009

Preben

Scandinavian name for a boy constantly following his dreams no matter the cost, he might even screw over his friends, family or lover on the way in order to achieve his goals. A Preben is willing to spend a long time tricking and playing mind games with people close to him in order to success, or simply just for fun.

He actually got the job? Wow, he was a Preben all along.

Ugh! I wish i had the will of a Preben sometimes.

by TheDoctorOfFaith January 17, 2017

Sherm permer

Someone who does something extremely out of the ordinary and really random. More often then not it's really out of hand and really rediculous.

Guy 1: WHAT! look how many guys he just killed in a row
Guy 2: He's a god!!

Guy 3: No he's a sherm permer!

by Da Jearler June 2, 2010

premejac

shorthand for premature ejaculation

Peekay: SORRY FOR PREMEJACCING. I can't help it... I'm foreign.

by SirBlondie December 20, 2008

selectively permeable membrane

A hot girl's vagina.
Very selective on who's dick is permitted through the membrane (her pussy lips.)
Will often deny nervous, non-jock types. The membrane judges largely on physical appearance, not on the pretense of a good personality or wit.

Guy 1- So did you sleep with Elena in the end?
Guy 2- No, she had a selectively permeable membrane.
Guy 1- ... So she turned you down?
Guy 2- Yeah.
Guy 1- Well just say that then!
Guy 2- I needed to make an example for a definition for urban dictionary, okay?!
Guy 1- Oh, right... Wait a minute, am I on TV?!

by uwanttruthitellz May 9, 2009

predecessor

A thing replaced by another thing. Someone who haz worked in a job before you.

And was talking eloquent about Justine, my predecessor.

by Morgan T. May 11, 2006