when someone sneaks up behind you and lays their penis on your shoulder, then when you turn to see what it is, they wiggle their penis in your ear.
by bearnp2010 December 22, 2009

Take a slow steady 50 percent poo, once it's halfway to the toilet bowl before separation from the anus, freeze it with liquid nitrogen. Once frozen re-enter the shag cave, lubricate frozen stool, insert it into your current cum dumpsters clam cake until the stool is no longer frozen enough for intercourse. Once you finish plowing her coochie make her clean up the poopy aftermath.
I was so super smashed the other night and found my dads liquid nitrogen, i decided to Alaskan prairie dog tiffanys punani.
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by yipyak April 20, 2015

when you see a hot guy around the corner and you perk up and stick your neck out and look at the sexy man!
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