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Lobster Potting

Utilising a police helicopter's infrared scanner to watch a couple having sex, with their consent, typically whilst in a swinging relationship with said couple
I was fired from the South Yorkshire police force for Lobster Potting
by Kadeshiseraph June 12, 2018
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Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult
Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you
by peterguan February 12, 2020
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Potting

Prison terminology for dumping a steaming bucket of urine and excrement over the head of a much-loved prison service employee.

It understandably entails further punishment under the penal system but in terms of satisfaction and comedy value, is doubtless well-worth missing a few games on the prison playstation for...
Stabber: 'How come Gordon the Guard smells like 3 day old prison food?'
Shooter: 'He got potted on B-Wing!'
Stabber: 'Ah, nothing like a good potting to brighten up a 10-12 stretch. How'd he like it?'
Shooter: 'Not so much, heard he might lose an eye!'
Both: 'Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'
by Becca J W April 7, 2008
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fudge potting

Man why is your face all clenched up like that?
Dude I tried fudge potting and my fuckin ass hurts.
by Give it a shot man December 8, 2009
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Pottinger

Someone who spins an elaborate web of lies to hide the fact that they are a thief
we had this girl doing work experience at my place, she kept pretending to be ill or in car crashes so everyone felt sorry for her, but in reality she was nicking loads of stuff from the office, what a Pottinger.
by Ivory Coast September 5, 2012
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Potlong

Somebody who does nothing and thus could be replaced by a traffic cone
A: Matteo is such a Potlong, he gets 0 kills.
B: Yeah, he should get back to playing Fortnite.
by Soran220 June 2, 2023
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Potting Someone

"Potting someone" is when you hit a car at high speeds usually on a bend so that they lose control and go off.
On Gran Turismo 4 I potted the black car and was set up for the yellow.
by Ben Matthews March 30, 2005
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