Potato

A lazy bum with no purpose in life.

Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.

by BedatSavage January 22, 2017

Potato

1) The best food in the world.

2) A special kid.

I............................................. am a potato

by Youxoli October 25, 2020

Potato

A slang term used when referring to a person who is mentally retarded. Also used when a normal person acts retarded.

"Dude, look at that potato running down the hall." or " You are acting like such a potato today!"

by SweetDysentery October 17, 2013

Potato

Any girls who used social media for personal gain or to feel popular. Usually gets lots of likes, favorites, and retweets, but is secretly resented. Also fishes for compliments.

Jeez, Instagram is Potato Central tonight.

by Fresh Baller September 5, 2013

Potato

The thing that replace my brain.... and it works perfect!

Noob:Got Milk?
Me: POTATO!!!!!

by Anusson Weener January 15, 2013

Potato

The mightiest of all tubers... perhaps even of all vegetation.

My brother once told me that my "lust for starchy food products was unquenchable" after seeing me make baked potatoes as a late night snack for the third consecutive night.

by Bythorsbeard January 19, 2005

Potato

A Food that grows in the ground and has more uses than any other edible object!

Want some mashed potatos,fried potatos, potato soup, potato salad, or perhaps youd like some potato caserole or how about some potato...

by Spoonermosimousis October 27, 2003