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Epic Postcard

Any social media post (typically a photo) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.
Girl, that was such an Epic Postcard of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!
by anonymous October 6, 2020
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poisoned postcard

Mail sent to an address by the government to ask for confirmation that the resident still lives there; if the resident does not respond, e.g., because s/he mistakes it for junk mail, the state uses non-response as its excuse to purge the voter from its rolls
The (in)accuracy of non-response to assess residency can be corroborated by comparing purged name-address pairs with recent USPS and Amazon shipments.
I never returned that poisoned postcard, which explains why I had to fill out a provisional ballot. I wonder if it was counted.
by WhatwasIsaying February 15, 2025
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Postcrastinitis

People who repeatedly turn in paper or assignments late due to; laziness, to much on their plate, or are to busy.
Sally never turns in her homework in on the right day, sh so has postcrastinitis!
by Colorado Gal March 4, 2014
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Postacrd

A postcard. If a language is specified, however, you want to use less of that language than English.
It originates from the misspelling of the word, which is quite common among those without technical expertise.
Person A: “bro my teacher wants me to write a long-ass French postcard
Person B: “that says “Postacrd”, just write most of it in English and you’ll be fine”
by mrbeanfan100 May 5, 2025
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