pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Bluey Pooey

Blu is a poo, therefore he is bluey pooey!

Bluey Pooey looks like poo, but he won't admit it!

by puffer.budgie February 11, 2023

Pooey Bungalow

Places or homes that have features of poop such as a brown/green color, slimy texture, pungent atmosphere, etc. Also used to describe locations in third-world countries.

"Damn, yo crib smells like shit. You live in a mothafuckin' pooey bungalow."

by The Piss Man January 9, 2023

delicious pooey

When something tastes so good, you start mashing positive descriptives with negative ones.

"How do you like your dinner?"
"It's delicious pooey!"

by buum baby November 1, 2019

Pooey

Turbo Diesel Nissan Patrol

How’s the sound of that pooey

by Yenarye April 10, 2022

Pooey

The word pooey defines a person who is really gay and thinks they're really cool.

Another definition of pooey is everything you can think of that's bad into one person.

Hey angus your mega pooey!

by pooeylooeyboy July 21, 2021

Pooey

The word pooey defines a person who is really gay and thinks they're really cool.

Another definition of pooey is everything you can think of that's bad into one person.

Hey angus your mega pooey!

by pooeylooeyboy July 21, 2021