pooey poey

Unbelievable; complete and total bulls**t.

"Grandma, you watch way too much TV."

"Oh, pooey poey!!"

pooey poey by Tiffieeeeeee January 25, 2009

pooey pit 

bumhole

She passed out so I popped it in her pooey pit!

pooey pit by do nuttin duttin September 2, 2009

Pooey minge 

When a lady has had several drinks to make her almost intoxinated she heads to the toilet to have a shite. In the process of having a shite, she wipes the alternative way and in the process gives her a pooey minge.

I was out with Rhonda last night and accidentally gave myself a pooey minge in the lochside bogs

Pooey minge by Deedeewan November 21, 2018

Pooey Vagina 

1. This is a more offensive way to say "Shit Cunt".

2. Politically that correct way to say "Shit Cunt".

I don't know why my mum has to be such a Pooey Vagina all the time

Why are you being a Pooey Vagina

Fuck off you Pooey Vagina

Pooey Vagina by Samboidy October 11, 2019

Pooey Bungalow 

Places or homes that have features of poop such as a brown/green color, slimy texture, pungent atmosphere, etc. Also used to describe locations in third-world countries.

"Damn, yo crib smells like shit. You live in a mothafuckin' pooey bungalow."

Pooey Bungalow by The Piss Man January 9, 2023

pooey bum wank 

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

pooey bum wank by Freeboy March 10, 2023

Pooey Wedgie 

The act of giving somone usually called oscar cross a wedgie so hard they poo themselves

Lucas: oscar its pooey wedgie time!
Oscar: NOOOOOOO

Pooey Wedgie by sussy sigma 69 April 25, 2024