Baloney Poney

Your dick.

She was riding my baloney pony all night long

by DeadzeroCustom September 18, 2003

Riding the Baloney Poney

Sexual intercourse with the woman on top

After her date with Saen, Lisa was soon riding the baloney pony.

by Billy Castillo July 8, 2003

ponce metal

another word for Emo

"great, another Ponce Metal band like My Chemical Romance"

by Lateralthink December 15, 2008

Ponce

v: to ponce off someone is to borrow without the intention of necessarily paying back

n: a ponce is a derogatory description of someone who is judged to be gay, appear gay or have some other attributes or characteristics that others find amusing and not in a nice way.

1. Maximillian is always poncing for fags.

2. That striped catsuit doesn't do you any favours Brendan, it makes you look like a total ponce.

by Papa's oldschool mistress March 7, 2009

Ponkey

A Ponkey is synonymous with something that doesn't exist. However, many believe it exists. It doesn't. Even if it does, it's probably the turdiest thing this world has ever seen.

Hammie: Do you see that ponkey over there on that chiffarobe?
Anonymous51993: Um, not really because it's not there. It's just a figment of your imagination.
Hammie: NO ITS NOT IT'S REAL!!!
Anonymous51993: (Kills Hammie with a chiffarobe)

by Gobada March 26, 2008

ponce

Chiefly British. Someone who procures customers for whores. The English word for Pimp. Although somewhat outdated it is still used but under different meaning;
A camp person, overtly dressed, gay.

"Get your arse in gear you fuckin' ponce!"

by LAG January 20, 2003

ponce

Widely used to reffer to a poser,camp or soft looking person- the type of person who looks like they would get beaten up by a girl

"Jimmy cried during titanic-hes such a ponce"
"Pato i cant believe your wearing make up,you ponce!"

by Captaindrew April 18, 2006