When one friend befriends another through your introduction, soon putting more effort into that person than you do, simultaneously making you seem less desirable and devaluing both your original friendships. This can happen consciously or unconsciously. Notably, one does not tend to ever make any new friends for themselves through the friend poacher.
I used to be close with Guy until I introduced him to Buddy, who started inviting him out all the time; I think Buddy is friend poaching, especially considering I've never met any good friends through him.
by Jernstar October 01, 2016
1. The act of taking a dump into a pot of boiling water.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
2. The act of busting down the door and shooting someone in the chest with an elephant gun dressed as Hunter van Pelt from Jumanji, while they are taking a dump, and stealing their shit.
1. Bro, I was camping last weekend and after I was done cooking the beans, I took the leftover water and took a dump in it.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
Dude, yes, I love Loaf Poaching
2. Ricky is in the bathroom right now, I want to play a prank on him, what should I do.
You should absolutely poach his loaf man.
by sanfred December 14, 2010
Glomming on to the death of someone, usually a celebrity on celebrity crime, in order to capture some of the spotlight by feigning interest in someone's death or misfortune. This term was invented by Linkin Park's Mike Shinoda's wife.
by TheRenner July 01, 2015
when a joke is said quietly to a friend and that friend repeats it loud enough for the entire room to laugh.
Joke poach:
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes
student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes
friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes!
Class:AHAHAHAHAHA
student 1: dude u totally poached my joke
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes
student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes
friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes!
Class:AHAHAHAHAHA
student 1: dude u totally poached my joke
by jokepoacher July 02, 2009
The act of whale poaching is when one (usually a straight male) goes to wheel one of the fattest girls that they know that probably has Heppatitis A, B, C and even others that havn't been discovered yet. This practice is only ever done under irony to make the poacher's friends laugh.
Charlie: Hey there's Victoria N, who wants to go Whale Poaching.
Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
Tommy: I guess I'll do it, hopefully I don't contract Heppatitis B!
by AllahuSnackbarr August 23, 2016
To do off the books detective work, usually involving conspiracies and probably illegal, to find out The Truth and find the cure for your beloved partner, Special Agent Dana Scully's illness caused by tests done by The Consortium. Used by Special Agent Mulder in the series The X Files.
by brandy_1013 September 21, 2007
1. attempting to lure someone of the opposite sex away from their partner through various strategies in order to mate with them and/or to prevent their partner from mating with them
2. a major cause of sexual conflict in mateships
3. an act that may lead to homicidal fantasies among ex-partners
2. a major cause of sexual conflict in mateships
3. an act that may lead to homicidal fantasies among ex-partners
Sarah is extremely jealous and feels that Don is cheating on her with Tracy. Sarah confronts Tracy and says: Back away from my man! Stop mate poaching!
by mating sexpert October 24, 2009