pluto pup

A Pluto pup is an Australian delicacy, a sausage coated in a thick layer of cornmeal batter on a stick. If you decline a Pluto Pup from someone, you will be kicked out of the country, you monster.

Also known as Corn Dog

Alice: Hey Jimmy want a Pluto Pup?

Jimmy: Oh no thanks

Alice: HOW FUCKING DARE YOU DECLINE A PLUTO PUP! PLUTO PUPS ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PURE AND PERFECT IN ALL WAYS. YOU ARE A FUCKING SWINE I CANT BELIEVE YOU EVEN EXIST YOU FUCKING PEACE OF ABSOLUTE SHIT

Jimmy: Jesus fine i'll have a Pluto Pup damn

by Don'tPanic!AtthediscoNoNotYet April 24, 2016

plutocrat

Someone who exercises power through wealth.

A government or state controlled by the wealthy.

Plutocrats have a larger control over the world then ever before.

by apexcp July 5, 2005

Pluto

1. A loner reject planet that the solar system kicked out
2. Mickey Mouse's awesome dog
3. Your mum.

Sarah: I kinda feel sorry for Pluto, you know?
Bianca: What? The planet or the dog or what?
Sarah: the planet, DER.

by YOURMUMRATESME February 21, 2010

Pluto

a poor little rock thingy in space that was tricked into thinking it was a planet, when... wham! some mean scientists told it the truth: it was a "dwarf planet" (which is some sick disorder that tiny planets are labeled with). i feel bad for the little guy.

"It's okay, Pluto. I'm not a planet either."- Snorg Tees

by Spyder Gurl October 17, 2008

pluto

a big ball of methane and nitrogen that was big ballin' as a planet for about 80 years, until the IAU (International Astronomical Union) decided to get all technical and make that little bitch a "dwarf planet." At this point, it's a pretty safe bet that Pluto won't be getting laid anytime soon.

Pluto used to get invited to P Diddy parties back when he was part of the big 9, but now he can't even kick it with Polly Shore. What a a tool!

by MC Docky Dock August 24, 2006

Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.

Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.

by Cynical Man March 7, 2021

pluto dooto

A pluto dooto is somebody who backstabs their friends and acts like nothing happened and uses his mental ilness to get away with being a terrible person.

A: Did you hear about that guy?
B: Yeah, he's such a pluto dooto.

by ARGUMENT EXTENDER105 December 22, 2021