Punkette

Any female friend - to be used in replacement of 'mate', 'homie', or the person's actual name.

"Hey, punkette, what's up?"

by PunkRocker1864 September 15, 2004

plunker

a numpty?

by Anonymous August 1, 2003

plunker

a massive punch through one's ass hole that causes massive amounts of pain.

oh damn, I'm late on my offering; now I'm going to get a plunker!

by smellysockman September 8, 2010

plinkety-plonk

too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.

`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`

by plonker the donker September 15, 2017

Plunkett

when you take a morning shit and the toilet water hits your asshole.

that plunkett this morning really woke me up

by flowerchild17 October 30, 2014

Plunker

Whenever you take a shit and it hits the water with aa PLUNK! noise. Accompanied with water droplets splashing up and hitting the butthole.

Jimmy dropped a huge Plunker.

by Malware. January 11, 2019

plunker

An old, wrinkly, used, 40-60 year old woman that is experienced in the game of Beer Die - particularly in the feat of 'plunking' the die into beer cups.

Also used interchangeably with the verb 'to fuck'

I plunked that plunker.

There's no way I'm going to take home that stinking bitch of a plunker tonight. No way.

by UMaine Plunkaphobe May 19, 2008