berhati hati di ruang platform

Malay for please mind the platform gap.
It's a joke in the Singapore transit community because funny.

Person 1 randomly: Yo Teach, berhati hati di ruang platform.
Literally every transit nerd in a 10 mile radius: Laughter die me

by Berhatihatidiruangplatform June 9, 2023

Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

The most succinct and effective counterargument to any contentious question.
From rapper/influencer "Castillo"

Wife: Hypothetically, if I disappeared for 5 years and you remarried, then I came back, would you divorce your new wife?
Husband: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

Interviewer: I think you wear your shades to hide your insecurities.
Interviewee: Sniper now out on all digital platforms bruv

by Fagius Gaylordius November 25, 2021

Platform party

An exhausting exercise, done as a warm-up or punishment in gym classes.

Usually consisting of a starting set of 10 squats and push ups, followed by another set of 9 squats and push ups, then 8, 7, 6, and so forth or until the person is comletely exhausted.

John told coach, "your mom goes to college", so he was asigned a platform party of 25!

by awesome pants poop June 29, 2009

board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.

by Sexydimma October 20, 2014

board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"

Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better

by Sexydimma September 12, 2016

Bumping Platforms

An euphemism for goth sex.

Raven and Vlad are totally bumping platforms! :O

by DisasterWeenie September 1, 2017

Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.

Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?

by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019