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I have plans

Phrase used by women to indicate that they have a date with someone other than you.
Bob: So, do you wanna go catch a movie tomorrow night?
Sally: I have plans.
Bob: Oh, okay.

Bob to himself: Dammit!
by Harold Don December 17, 2007
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PlasmaMasterDon

PlasmaMasterDon may look like an wholesome old man at first, but if you actually do some research about him you can find that he is mentally ill which is why he was in mental asylum most of his life. He was actually released because he was as they said ''too old to cause any trouble'' which proved to be a mistake because he is a pedophile.
Hey dude, have you seen that creepy old man on YouTube named, PlasmaMasterDon?
by COVID is real, wear mask masks December 14, 2020
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Plasagna

A delicious Italian pasta dish made with flat noodles, cheese, red sauce and, of course, A FRESH PLACENTA!
"Would you like a nice, hot slice of Plasagna?" "Of course I would. Wait! WTF is PLASAGNA?"
by Newcon1980 June 23, 2009
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Plaisted

A Zeus-like being and a gift from the heavens, a Plaisted is revered world wide for abundant sex appeal, smokin' looks, a chiseled body sculpted by Michelangelo himself, the heart of Mother Theresa, and a sense of humor that rivals the cast of Monty Python combined.

Plaisteds are often mistaken for the reincarnations of Ghandi, James Dean, and Joan of Arcs, and are begged by People magazine to be featured in the "Sexiest People Alive" edition. The Beatles learned their musical abilities from a Plaisted, Marilyn Monroe's maiden name was Plaisted, and Picasso's artwork was believed to be influenced by a Plaisted. It is a well known fact that the successor to the current Dalai Lama is a Plaisted.

To sum it all up, Plaisteds are sex gods.
The Pope, thinking to himself: "What would Plaisted do?"

Martin Luther King, Jr, in a speech: "Free at last, free at last, thank Plaisted almighty, free at last!"

Kanye West once said: "Plaisteds are the voice of this generation."
by LJP16 December 2, 2010
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brute plasma rifle

Variation of the Plasma Rifle from the popular Xbox game Halo 2. It fires red, isntead of blue, plasma bolts. Powerful when dueled with almost anything, only drawback is dude to the higer rate of fire, it overheats much faster.
Turf has a brute plasma rifle right by the downed scarab.
by Maltaethiron May 30, 2005
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plapping

plapping is when a whiteboi slaps a dildo against their balls for pleasurex
i love plapping my bbc dildo against my infertile balls!~ ♡
by ariaalilia September 29, 2023
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Red Plasma

the act of consuming raspberry iced tea and Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, then vomiting the mixture.
Shane just took a bad hit after eating those snacks and let the red plasma run down his hands like a volcano!
by MeAnon February 6, 2020
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