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Pitbull

A so called Cuban-American "rapper" and reggaetonero who is responsible for degrading today's modern music with his trashy, raunchy, lusty, and "below the waist" antics and lyrics. Like any type of virus, he somehow, someway attaches himself to almost every single Real artist's music tracks and gets featured alongside them, and pretty much destroys their original music just by being featured in it. Anything he touches pretty much just withers up and dies.
Tracie: Hey what's up Amigo? (gets into my car) How'd you like that new song by Enrique Iglesias featuring Pitbull?

Me: HELL NO!!! I ain't into any type of music with pitbull being featured in it. Enrique is alright though, but I just can't stand it when pitbull appears in his songs with that stupid yell he's known for doing.

Tracie: Why Not?? Pitbull is a very popular rapper right now.

Me: Rapper??!!! You call that Rap??? I'll show you some Rap. (I pull out my original 2pac CD, and put it in my car stereo, and Tracie begins to listen) Now that's what I call Rap!!

Tracie: Your so antique!!

Me: No!! I'm Old-School!! And I know what music is. Pitbull don't know crap about music. He's about as talented as a rock, and he NEVER will have anything on Pac, may his soul rest in peace.
by Xclibur2001 January 3, 2012
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pitfu

U need to PITFU
by Prominx September 9, 2003
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pitza

That pitza was amazing!
by newcollege369 June 6, 2014
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dirty pitbull

When a man is doing a girl doggy style and when he is just about to bust a nut he pukes all over her back.
Last night I was doing Angie after bar time, when the beers caught up to me I ended up giving her a dirty pitbull. I think I can scratch her off the booty call list.
by motlator May 19, 2006
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pizzussy

When pizza becomes associated with pussy by Zaddy’s hunger for her warm garlic butter. Usually accompanied by spicy red siracha and creamy white ranch sauces. Because you know Zaddy likes it saucy.
Mark's been really down lately. Should we order him pizzussy?
by rvaboywonder November 18, 2017
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pitbull

an animal bred for tuffness by men who are genetically deficient in the phallus-region.

pitbulls are often found urinating on churches, attacking elderely women in their sleep, and at least once a month, eating small children.

sadly, this isn't a flaw of the breed. when raised in a functional environment, pitbulls typically grow to be an affectionate, yet protective, breed of dog. agression is created two ways.

#1 - the aforementioned small-phallus'd man who beats his dog, because he needs to vent. he can't satisfy women, and no matter how many tribal tats he gets, people still don't think he's badass. the dog, in turn, learns to hate all people and becomes a scourge of society.

#2 - stupid, timid women who don't know what the fuck they're doing. letting a dog run a household is so backwards, i don't even know where to begin. they let the pit get away with everything because he's so cute, and when he misbehaves she attempts to swat him. the dog snarls, she backs off, and the dog learns to intimidate people.
Tuff Boi: See my new bluenose pitbull?
Dog Lover: He's adorable! Want to take him to the dog park to play with the other puppies?
Tuff Boi: Socialize my dog? That would make too much sense.
by stlmxc September 11, 2007
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Pitru

V. To pretend to not understand a word or term in hopes of not being perceived as a loser.
Person 1: Go pikeetru!
Person 2: Don't pitru that shit, you know its pikachu.
by Dizzle September 15, 2003
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