Dude Piston

The Cock, Penis, Pork steeple, Quiver bone.

"Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston"

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by Jacob The Awsomest September 2, 2005

piss pistol

a relatively uncommon phrase referring to the masculine sexual organs and their capability to squirt body fluids similar to a water pistol. often the piss pistol is used for self defense in the common high school locker room.

dude, don't kick me down there. i need my piss pistol to make babies in the future.

by wow567443 December 31, 2009

Pissed Pistofferson

a proper name for a person that is very mad, upset, pissed-off

Scott was so mad at that bartender last night that he turned into Pissed Pistofferson

by dRPheelgood April 26, 2011

Douche pistol

Someone that is so douchy they just shoot douche all over the place. The level of douchebag is so high you are vulnerable to being hit by this douche spray so becareful when chillin' nearby such monstrosities.

Generally used in the form of "d pistol" for a shorter version mainly because a douche pistol should not entertain a nanosecond of your time.

Wow that guy is wearing an Affliction shirt, Ed Hardy pants, has Hep C, listens to Bret Michaels, and is from Scottsdale Arizona.

Yeah he is your typical d pistol.

Nice Ed hardy tank bro!
Thanks!
Yeah those guys are douche pistols...

by Bboxed June 13, 2014

Flabby Spank Pistons

Large flabby biceps that jiggle while spanking the monkey, usually seen on communist Twitter trolls.

Nobody is intimidated by your flabby spank pistons.

by 1337noname August 10, 2020

pistol star

The act of urinating into an anus.

I thought he was just into anal, but then he pistol starred me so hard I was buttpissing all night.

Get the turkey baster! Paul wants the girls to pistol star him again.

by Lovely_Lolita August 31, 2013

SOCOM pistol

Known to USSOCOM (United States Special Operations Command) as the Mark 23, Mod 0. It is the pistol of choice for U.S. Special Forces. It uses .45 ACP (automatic colt pistol, for those of you not in the know). It also comes with a Knights flash and sound supressor and a laser aiming module. It has a 150mm barrel(5.9 inches) and is capable of match-grade accuracy. It is not very popular with Special Forces, being that it is very large, rivaling a Desert Eagle in size.

Solid Snake uses a SOCOM, and you should too.

by Galloping Ghost June 12, 2005