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Monty Pythony

An activity that recreates or celebrates the antics of the British comedy team Monty Python. Pronunciation: Pythony rhymes with Monty.
His ability to recite entire scenes from 'Holy Grail' shows his gift for Monty Pythony
by Overjive November 29, 2010
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Blinding Python

When a guy ejaculates his load into a girls eyes, therefore impairing her vision making her blind. Making the male genitalia the "blinding python". And if lucky, the girl will squirm around like a python, therefore giving the name two different meanings.
Steve : So why did that girl have to go to the hospital last night?
Jim : Oh, I gave her the ol' blinding python!
Steve : No way! EXTREME!
by that engel guy March 21, 2012
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Fiona Phath

Fiona is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. She is super cute and has a killer sense of fashion. Fiona is short, but she can pack a real punch (verbally) so be careful not to get on her bad side or you would wish you were dead. She has straight, black hair and the most gorgeous eyes ever.
"Fiona Phath is literally so hot idk why she hasn't been asked out yet"
"Oh it's cause the guys are scared of getting their egos absolutely smashed into the ground"
by P R N C S S L H G September 11, 2022
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Monty Python

"A lovely pile of filth."
Excellent for instructing your history students as to what life was REALLY like in the Middle Ages.
And what floats in water?
Churches!
Apples!
Baked Gravy!
Very Small Rocks!
by emiolie February 24, 2004
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phathutshedzo

She’s a very beautiful intelligent beautiful lady that no boy desires to let go of. She is one in a million despite her struggles she still manages to smile, she’s every man’s dream girl
she is a phathutshedzo Type of girl
by @sponge_bob October 14, 2018
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Pythagorean Theorem

The Pythagorean Theorem states that if Pedestrian A attempts to cross in front of car B at anything less than a 90 degree perpendicular angle, we can conclude that Pedestrian A is getting cut off.
"John (the model citizen) used the Pythagorean Theorem to determine it was faster to cross the road in a straight line, rather than diagonally."
by Dubslar November 8, 2015
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Monty Python

Some of the funniest shit I have ever seen. All you wankers who think otherwise can suck my proverbial cock.
I am watching "And Now for Something Completely Different" as I type this.
by eeting iballs July 17, 2003
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