phoner

A bulge in the front of one's pants from the combination of either too large of a phone/too tight of trousers; not necessarily representing an erection, but embarrasing none the less.

I but my Zach Morris phone in my cut-offs and now I have a phoner.

by Dave P. D. September 23, 2005

phoner

When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.

Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"

by youcancontactme August 13, 2008

phoner

when someone thinks you have a boner, but really it's just your phone in your pocket

Jim was the party foul when Sarah thought he had an erection. But really, it was just a phoner.

by wpk914 February 13, 2010

phoner

An erection that occurs while talking on the phone to a girlfriend or some other real or imagined sexual partner.

Tiger just finished a call with his girlfriend. He was afraid to get out of the car for fear that his wife would notice his phoner.

I could tell by Kobe's phoner that his phone conversation was getting pretty hot.

by Mr. Johnny Fingers April 8, 2010

phoner

1. The bulge in ones pocket caused by a cell phone

2. when you get a hard on through talking to someone on the phone

"I was talking to Karen on the phone last night, it got pretty hot and I got a phoner."

by Jeff Rollins July 16, 2006

phoner

When your phone rings in your pocket and you get a boner

Amanda "is that your phone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Michael "Im happy to see you"

Cock blocking friend "nah hes just got a phoner"

Michael " :( "

by thephoner September 30, 2010

phoner

When a cell phone phone rings while in someone's pants pockets.

"Woah! Sorry, I got a phoner"

by leo noel January 3, 2006