The art of creating penis related symbols from a popular baked snack food. This often occurs from extreme boredom or because you are an 11 year old boy with a hormonal disposition to enjoy snacks in a new way.
During fourth period English class, Dante could not help but to create the Mona Lisa of cocks with his $1.25 Rold Gold pretzel sticks on his desk. His phallic pretzel art was revered by nearby Clara, but not by Mrs. Tuber.
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When a man with small genitals overcompensates when attempting to attract a member of the opposite sex.
When Sal told me he was taking a girl he met to the Celine Dion concert, I knew he was a victim of phallic compensation.
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Get the phallic wit mug.An explosion of phallic objects flying in every or one general direction, anything ranging from a crate of dildos erupting from dynamite or Stacy's Mom and her farting butthole, or a piñata stuffed with fire crackers and gummy penises.
That barfly took off into the public restroom with three clowns and had a phallic discharge of balloons flying out of the stalls.
I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.
I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.
The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.
An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.
I tried to take a shit but had a phallic discharge of dull macaroni noodles that didn't digest quite right.
I tripped and hit my step mom's dresser and a phallic discharge of rubber play things came out of the drawer.
The pallet came off the forklift and a phallic discharge of rubber dog bones scattered across the floor.
An angry chimp ran up the tree and a phallic discharge of bananas took off everywhere.
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