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Pulitzer Prize

When Joseph Pulitzer personally comes to your home and kicks you in the nuts. However painful it might be, it is very prestigious.
My last book earned me the Pulitzer Prize...
by Buck Henry January 1, 2009
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Pfizered

Applies to all the people that were fired from Pfizer during their Wyeth merger.
Dude 1 - Hey, you still working it at Pfizer?

Dude 2 - Nah, I got Pfizered in Janurary.
by SCgal June 8, 2009
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xtra prize

What one person can give to another person of the opposite gender as a reward; can be received in exchange for many gold stars.
Jenn was very aroused by Tommy and so she decided to give him xtra prize on the sofa.
by aperson April 25, 2005
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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

An award given to someone for creating something or doing something that is considered, well, a piece of shit!
Me: Look at this cool picture I drew!
John: It looks like it's worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize!
Me: What do you mean?
John: Well obviously it's a piece of shit picture. It looks like a box with wheels and WTF is up with the window pane?
Me: You fucking whore, it's a car. You don't have to make fun of my lack of artistic ability.
John: Who in the fucking fuck draws a car with a window pane? You're a dumbass!
Me: Well I do. Do you have a problem with it?
John: Well yes I do.
Me: Go fuck yourself John! You deserve a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize for being the biggest piece of shit person to ever exist!
John: Okay that may be true, but Creed is more worthy of a Nobel Piece of Shit Prize than me.
Me: That is so true! Creed is the biggest piece of shit band EVER!!!!!!!!!
by lucyslking May 24, 2010
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prize

A person's girlfriend or boyfriend.
Sean Kane has a prize named "Kaelin Murray".
by EnderDaniel123 May 16, 2017
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Phizer

Phizer is the midichlorian of Awesomeness within every living thing.
Much like how midichlorians link a person to the Force this links us to the Awesome. It's the same Awesome the Fonz used to turn a jukebox on while hitting it. That is the way of the Phizer, the Awesome. But with every good Phizer there is a dark Phizer just as there are Jedi and Sith with the Force, people with the dark Phizer are simply known as Douchebags. 
Phizer can also be used as a word to exclaim or call something or someone cool and or awesome. Or you can go one up and say Phizerific. But if you're refering to a douchebag then the word becomes an insult.
"Dude you are so one with the phizer."

"That guy is such a phizing douchebag."

"I had the best day yesterday, it was phizerific."

"Man, does she have a great and phizer ass or what."
by Master Phizer February 7, 2010
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consolation prize

A prize you win because you lost. Something that losers get so they don't feel too bad about themselves being horrible failures.
Tony: Hey Joe, check out my first place trophy! Can you say 'winner'?

Joe: Hey Tony, check out my Hello Kitty Keychain. Can you say 'consolation prize'?

Tony: ...Loser.

Joe: STFU.
by Laura Mae December 3, 2007
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