The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.
Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!
by yourfriendlyneighborhoodspider January 05, 2012
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Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 30, 2021
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Peter Parker Syndrome

The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"

Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
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peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
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bamf Peter Parker

Hey do you read bamf Peter Parker?
Yeah I love bamf Peter Parker!
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Peter Parker money shot

When a man fakes his orgasm and spits all over a female's back like a spiderweb
When you're pushing rope you got to do the Peter Parker money shot and spit all over that bitches back
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Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him
person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020
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