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Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman )

The act of Jizzing on your partners face, in the shape of a spiderweb.
Michelle loved the Slimey Peter Parker( Spiderman ) I gave last night!
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Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle

Peter Parker Principle: With great power comes great responsibility.

Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle: With great responsibility comes great power.
Totalitarian States often fail because of the Commutative Property of the Peter Parker Principle.

As the responsibilities of the State inevitably increase, so too must its centralization of powers. Since power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely, it is inevitable for a Totalitarian State to eventually become an Authoritarian one. Under this same principle, it is inevitable for an Authoritarian State to eventually become a Tyrannical one. A Tyrannical State intrinsically produces dissidents, whom fight the State until death or dissolution.
by M4G1S00 March 29, 2021
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peter parker's boi

When you try to masturbate, but you loose the urge due to the presence of a spider in the same general area as you.
"I was tryna masturbate but Peter Parker's Boi kept ruining the mood."
by BRUHMAGEDDON August 26, 2019
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Peter Parker

a smol bean, the definition of deserved better. he's a snack, hes a cinnamon bun and he could kill you with his puppy dog eyes.

amen hes the child we all have without knowing. PROTECT AT ALL COST.

i larb him
person 1: did you see that guy over there. omg hes so cute
person 2: omg for sure a peter parker
person 1: what no. nobody deserves that titel. theres only one Peter Parker uwu
by tOmhOlLanD owns my <3 January 25, 2020
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Peter Parker

a bean we MUST protect also tony stark and stephen strange's child
Peter Parker is such a baby bean UwU
by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
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Peter Parker

Wow, i bet that peter parker parks a lot of peters
by Theurbanscholar June 2, 2016
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Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.
"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"
by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021
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