Percussion Code

This really cute chick on Twitter that likes to bang things and such because drummers/percussionists do that and they do it attractively.

"There's Percussion Code bein fine as hell again."

by L1v1nN1ghtmar3 February 19, 2014

Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell

Pergus Pedward Pimmy Pell a young baller that was brought up through the La Masia academy where he learnt from his idol PESSI how to pay the referee and earn a bunch of penalties. Pergus is often well-known for his rounded 5 Gnome D'ors which he recieved for scoring over 100+ penalties in a season. He's worth over 10 million gum nuts, he played at Inter Miama, Barcelona and PSG and also short 1 season loan at Penalty United where he captianed the club to win the gardens league after winning every knockout game on penalties. He took every single penalty! Penalty United Ultra Shiv Patel reported a number of hauntings from Pergus. He called him 'the ghost of Glenunga'. He is constantly sniffing out a free penalty coupon. When our reporters confronted Pergus about his penalties he screamed "Qué mirás bobo" Pergus is often seen crying in the school bathrooms saying "Please give me just one penalty, I'm very short I need it!" The tale of Pergus is certainly a mystery and we are doing our best to find out more about the legend himself but for now be careful because Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell could be anywhere and is always trying to find his next penalty. Stay safe. Take your penalties quickly, before he makes you his next victim.

" I saw Pergus Pedward "Pimmy" Pell scored over 1000 penalties in the gardens league cup."

by Pergus Pell October 18, 2023

Nasty Pelussy

Rep Nacy Pelosi (D), Speaker (US House of Representatives)

They say every time Nasty Pelussy tells another lie, her tits get longer and he labia more wrinkly.

by Sceneyour December 18, 2020

Monday Body Percussion Warm up

A dumb song made by no other than the turd himself Richard Filz and here's the lyrics

MONDAY
HERE WE GO
LETS START EASY
LETS START SLOW

If there was one thing I would hate it would be the Monday Body Percussion Warm up!

by Erex69 March 21, 2022

percussive maintenance

the art of beating the living crap out of something untill you can get it to work.

If at first it doesent work try percussive maintenance if it breaks it needed replaceing anyway

by Ben Pershouse January 8, 2006

peruse

To examine or study.

Mary-Jo perused the contract before she signed it.

by Larstait November 7, 2003

Percussionists

People who play percussion. Mostly tend to be guys. The most important, talented and smartest section in a band. Have to be able to play multiple instruments (including but not limited to: snare, bass, tympani, cymbal, triangle, tenor, chimes, piano, xylophone, etc.). Usually tend to be very sexy, and have HUGE dicks. A lot of the time are very cocky, are have lots of self confidence, high self esteem, and can be dicks sometimes.

Look at those percussionists, they're SOOO hot and talented

by Percussion101 May 19, 2014