Peequator

The unsightly urine stain that rings a toilet bowl

"Would it kill you to scrub your toilet every now and then? There's a serious peequator in there..."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Peenut

When a man is having sexual intercourse but also very badly needs to urinate, he begins to pee a little while his cum load is shooting out. This happens to all men. If they deny this, they are a fucking liar.

Your Peenut is very messy, and often happens when you are receiving felatio. The woman is often left with a bitter taste in her mouth, but is never to discover the cause of the unwelcomed flavor.

Miles: "Dude...last night I was about to blow my snot all over this chick's mouth when all of the sudden...I felt IT coming on."

Blake: "Felt what coming on, brolavski?"

Miles: "The urge to take a piss, broncanus!"

Blake: "Dude bro...that's called a Peenut."

Miles: "Well, that Peenut filled that slootes cock cutter like a jar o' jam".

Blake: "Well done, Smiles. Next time ask if she's ready for a pearl shower."

by Pantieraid May 20, 2016

peedee sop

/pée-dee sahp/ n. device for absorbing menstrual blood; tampon; maxi-pad

When my flow is too heavy, I take out my peedee sop and throw it in the trash.

I need some new peedee sops.

In the Carolinas, we call tampons and pads peedee sops.

by Hal Jackson April 6, 2010

Peedie

The word used in Orkney meaning small or a little.

When we were peedie we used to go and play on the swings.

by theweemannie May 24, 2009

peed my pants

When someone urinated in their trousers and they want to let you know that they did, they say:

-I peed my pants!
Or if they got scared:
-Omg I almost peed my pants!
Or if they laughed really hard:
-It feels like I peed my pants!

by Omoqueen November 3, 2014

peedy

A really annoying talking bird created by Microsoft

Peedy is so annoying, I made a video of him jumping off a cliff.

by Matthew December 29, 2003

peedoo

When you go number one and number two

Excuse me, I must go peedoo

by Judy Drayer September 3, 2007