pearl jam

One of the alltime worst bands I have ever heard in my life.

The worst thing about them is the singing.

It sounds more like baaaa-ing and moo-ing.

Pearl Jam are fuckin Hootie and The Blowfish rip-offs who spawned about a million copycat bands where the singers baaa and mooo too.

by 90's music can lick my fucking asshole August 9, 2004

Pearl Jam

Ejaculating in a girl that's on her period... The resulting liquid which comes out..

Dude, she said she was on her period but I was like "I'll fuck it"... Then I nutted all up in there and left her with a nice "Pearl Jam" to deal with...

by Sofa King What March 4, 2009

Pearl Jam

The Greatest Rock Band ever. A band who stays true to themselves and does not care about trends or album sales. Many bandwagon fans will tell you that their only good album was Ten and that everything else sucks. But true fans will love No Code and not care if it did not have any hits.

Stupid Bandwagon Fan: "Man I wish Pearl Jam would make another Ten again."

True Fan: "Fuck you, Ten was great, but they have made so much more better albums than that album."

by rockmusicman April 22, 2011

pearl jam

A pretend rock band for gays to have homoerotic fantasies about.

I have more respect for Avril

by PJ sucks dog dicks March 20, 2004

Pearl Jam

One of the big 4 of Grunge which includes Nirvana,Alice In Chains,and Soundgarden. Pearl Jam got famous for creating masterpiece albums such as Ten,Vs,Vitalogy,Yield,Binaural,Riot Act,and their newest album Backspacer. The only shit album they did was No Code. That one sucked donkey balls.

Pearl Jam can be considered a part of making Grunge popular.

by That one guy at the bar August 3, 2013

Pearl Jam 97

Term used to describe a girl who is frugal in giving it up. Comes from a reference to Pearl Jam's popularity in 97. Did you ever try to get into a Pearl Jam concert in 97? Not many people could.

friend: "hey how'd the date with that girl go?"

me: "i got pearl jam 97'd"

friend: "sucks"

by D-Ray Smash August 4, 2005

Pearl Jam

the absolute, without a doubt, worst band of all time.

i heard a Pearl Jam song on the radio the other day and felt like shooting the DJ in the face for playing such shit

by mongo cant beat me November 20, 2011