lousiana purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me. Shit gotta go.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008
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Mrs. Purchase

Another man's woman that you want to fuck or are fucking.
Damn baby you can be my Mrs. Purchase.

See that girl over there? That's my new Mrs. Purchase
by junkyard5dawg October 8, 2017
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purchase party

A home party where someone hawks pyramid scheme products like candles, lotions, sex toys, or Tupperware. The only reason for the party is to get people to purchase something. When invited to a purchase party by a friend, you might reconsider how much you two have in common and whether you want to continue hanging out.
I don't care if you're selling dildos or Tupperware, I'm not coming to your purchase party.
by AliLO_TheWeez August 3, 2021
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purchase pleasure

Her: I was so bored and depressed today I decided to try a little retail therapy!
Him: Well, I hope the purchase pleasure was worth what I'm seeing on this pile of credit card receipts!
by BackInBlack60 July 7, 2010
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Louisiana purchase

A term used when you purchase, acquire or collect a large amount of items.
"You won't believe this louisiana purchase I just got!"
by [HotPocket] October 24, 2018
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purchase cuddle

To celebrate a purchase of some choice item similar to a post coital cuddle.
I scored a Wii and celebrated with a purchase cuddle cell phone call to my bro.
by severehead December 20, 2008
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Lousiana Purchase

The lousina purchase is when you hot glue coins to your dong and stick it in a girl's anal hole. All this is after you light her hair on fire. There is also another version called the screaming louisiana purchase when the same thing is done except you throw her out of a window when your done.
Dude, I pulled a lousiana purchase last night and now the cops are after me.
by Ryan McDizzle and T November 10, 2008
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