pump

The act of taking a piss and a dump at the same time, or in the same 'sitting'.

"dude, I just took the biggest pump... now i'm 4 pounds ligher!"

by Chris DaCamel47 July 04, 2009

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The Pump

When you’re going to finish on someone’s face and shotgun blast of semen comes out.

It’s coming… I’m coming… GET READY FOR THE PUMP.

by coochie-monster November 06, 2021

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Jack: I got such a good pump out of todays workout. .
Amanda: What’s a pump?

Jack: A Pump is a muscle orgasm

by baystwolf September 13, 2023

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A name given to femme lesbians as they are the type of lesbians who will wear seven inch high heels just to look good.

See that lesbian in the corner? she's totally pumps.

by cartwheels99 August 21, 2011

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(posh brits only) in my case my mum wouldnt let me say fart!! so its....

" dont say fart!! its pumped!"
sorry mum!! i had an egg sandwich n ive pumped n it smells!!

by captain pugwash March 30, 2004

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hey man, can you pump me to the store on your bike?

by Janet September 21, 2003

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The fart experienced just after a larger, more noisy one was anticipated. A pump is quiet and usually more likely to cause skids.

Angelica: Oh dear..
Baz: Sup love?
Angelica: I've just pumped :(

by wizwaz November 09, 2009

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