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Barker Chakra Precision

- the power to control the hardness of ones rock hard nigga cock
bruh this guy used the barker chakra precision method in a fight
by Iyahxsisive November 8, 2020
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Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.
Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.
by Tonytoys July 27, 2016
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Invariant Precision

The rock-solid, repeat-hit level of factual exactness that refuses to budge under any spin or viewpoint—used for a person or statement that stays 100% consistent and data-tight every single time.
Last night, Jake brought that invariant precision—every move was on point, no matter how wild things got. He is all about serious control, but damn, he knows how to turn up the fun when it counts.

With Greg, invariant precision means he is always in control—confident and focused as a top, but never too serious to let loose and have fun. He knows exactly how to keep things passionate and exciting, making every moment feel both effortless and unforgettable.
by InvariantPrecision July 7, 2025
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Precision Land Leveling

Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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Any a cappella ensemble that prioritizes its principal cantor's true range over those silly flats and sharps on the arrangement staves. ("Angie Quinn" was the love interest in Paul Petersen's 1962 hit record "She Can't Find Her Keys")
Here we go again, no accompanist and a cantor-or-else who doesn't sight-read: Make way for The Angie Quinn Academy of Pitch Precision!
by anonymous April 29, 2025
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Precision pisser

Someone usually a man, who can piss standing up into a toilet without lifting the seat up and not getting it on the seat.
Dude your mom is a total precision pisser i watched her doing trick shots in the bar last night what a crazy bitch.
by TheDavester200 August 2, 2011
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