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ponk a yammy

v. To hit with something, throw something at, or shoot.
Dat Boy done ponk a yammy wit me for the last time.
by Def Bommy May 5, 2003
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Ponk

Any hair color that is not pink. Most commonly used to describe hair that was pink previously but no longer is.
"Her hair used to be pink. Now it's ponk."
by Rain Shomet October 1, 2007
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Ponk

a young girl who eats dinner with her brother, cousins, and cousin's friend.
stop actin all cute, PONKK!
by RachelBrynne August 27, 2007
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pee-ponks

Nana: look at that girls "pee-ponks", where is her mother?!!?
by nutt08 July 29, 2010
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Ponk

Better known as a "PoesZonk".

A zonk is when you put your hands together and shove them into the anus of a person that is looking the other way as a joke. A Ponk is when you do it with a girl on the vagina from behind when she is not looking. Everyone always laughs and laughs. Gloves are recommended when she is wearing a skirt.
Look how Cindy is leaning forward at Gretel's desk, I am quickly going to "ponk" her before she turns around.
by Vuilbeksoutie April 11, 2019
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Ponking

(Verb)

1) To lurk, esp. through twitter profiles that contain a large amount of simping.

2) To expose said content indirectly through cryptic posts.

3) To be vibing amongst a large number of minecraft chickens.
Ex 1.

Feral wolf 1: He's really quiet now.
Feral wolf 2: He must be ponking.

Ex.2

Feral Wolf 3: I wonder how much he has seen, I saw him ponking on the tl earlier.
Feral Wolf 1: I'm not sure, but I'm a bit paranoid.

Ex. 3
Feral Wolf 1: What's he up to?
Feral Wolf 2&3: He's just ponking at the farm.
by simp 4 sap May 15, 2020
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Ponk

Ponk keeps killing innocent cats, he must be stopped!
by 69funnynumber October 21, 2020
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