Police 

pride, honor, dignity; a brotherhood.

Gangstas cry when da police arrive.

Police by p220sig45 August 16, 2003

police 

A right-wing authoritarian organisation hell-bent on domination, but who are often perceived as a bunch of fluffy teddy bears by right wing morons who don't have a brain cell between them.

People who like the police are a bunch of wankers and sheep who enjoy being taken up the ass with a baton and who are so fascist they think the rest of us should have to put up with it just so they can jerk off to their favourite images of authority.

FUCK the police!!!!!

police by I hate pigs May 5, 2004

Police 

Scum of the earth.

The police came and suck my balls. Best head of my life.

Police by Coolripper8853 June 18, 2010

Police 

A public force to prevent robbery's, etc...
Most people like them ( Except if you are a criminal.).

Criminal 1 . " Be careful for the lasers... they can call the police!"
Criminal 2 * steps on laser*
One second later...
SWAT team " You are under arrest for robbery!"

Police by booommm May 8, 2020

Police 

The men and women trained to Serve and Protect.

The police saved my life!

Police by Apul January 29, 2003

police 

People who never went to college, are lazy, and instead of doing something with their lives decided "why work hard when I could abuse society, take my anger out on someeone if I had a fight with my wife, express my racism, and occupy myself with stupid shit just for the kick I get out of it- and most importantly, I can get away with it anytime!"
Cops usually are assholes and know they can abuse people and get away with it. They never take care of real issues like taking the time to search for actual criminals killing, robbing, and raping. Instead, they decide that whatever they could exaggerate into being a crime on their drive to the donut store, they will arrest. They often find themselves with nothing to do, and actually get paid for doing nothing. They dont really care if something is up, because they alwasy say to themselves "some other cop will take care of it, so why bother".
They try to arrest peaceful people for smoking marijuana while people are being raped, killed, robbed, etc. They are lazy fat ass pigs.
They come up with the most ridiculous laws, like in my town, people are not supposed to ride their bikes on the sidewalk. WTF? they want us to be on the road with all the wreckless drivers around where I live? cant they find something else to do than make young people ride ont the roads"?
The police should be a group of people who actually went to college, graduated with a degree, went through a few years of actually seeing whats important and what is senseless bullshit, and become fair and none obusive.
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The police are obusive pigs who are generally assholes and obuse their power all the time. They should all be put in jail or worse for obuse toward society. Fuck you police. Go fuck yourself with your baton and I hope you burn in hell, you obusive, racist, shit full motherfuckers. What are you gonna do about it, huh? I have freedom of speech, you dirty sons of bitches. I hope you get fucked.

police by ((((dude))) October 16, 2006

police 

See cops and pigs. These mothafuckas are corrupt arseholes that should go fuck themselves. Fuck the mothafucking police and fuck the law!

The police officer collected a bribe.

police by Marbarian December 29, 2004