Ping

A boner
Also a high pitched sound

Damn look at that ass. *ping*

by 2112 JPG March 14, 2013

ping

Brief email or other message, essentially just to ask "are you still out there?"

I sent Pedro a ping, but I don't think he's checking his hotmail account.

by voxbongo April 5, 2005

Ping

Striking a long range arial pass with venom, accuracy and conviction which lands at the team mates feet or within close proximity.

He played an unreal cross-field ping

by Dave Campbell's Green Hat April 8, 2011

ping

A signal that gay people get from their gaydars, that indicates their 'gayness' level.

OMG Kristen Stewart pings so bad! She's such a babydyke!

by HanaLeigh September 27, 2009

ping

More generally, has come to mean being picked up on or penalised for something, e.g. a speeding fine or the boss at work. Like being the submarine receiving the ping from the torpedo boat. Opposite of being golden.

The cops pinged me for speeding.

The boss pinged me for being late to meetings.

by WhatDidIUseLastTime January 5, 2013

ping

a tiny, unstimulating, unfulfilling and unpleasurable penis

I was laying there when he poked me with his ping. I didn't know what it was until he pointed it out.

by JJ12629 March 4, 2009

Pinge

The genitalia of a trans-sexual, typically male - female
a conversion between penis and minge.

Dude, I was into this chick at the party until I found out she had a Pinge, so I falcon punched that shit and left.

by mahutumeke June 8, 2009