Piñata Girl

The type of girl that you would only hit (have sex with) with a blindfold on.

Damn, she's such a Piñata Girl. Look at that thing!

by CheezyWheezy April 13, 2020

kkk piñata

Some black dude hanging from a tree.

"Look Tom, there's a KKK piñata hanging from that tree, did you bring the baseball bat?"

by Fartboiii865 May 17, 2016

sex piñata

A piñata that you have to break open with a penis varying in size (preferably large).

That hoe brought a piñata and me and my friends preformed a sex piñata. That bitch exploded.

by Largegenitals69 May 11, 2016

piÑata pumper

when your fucking a girl in her vagina and right when she is about to have an orgasm you stick candy in vagina and u push it in with your dick!!!!

bambam..." dude i gave my gf the piÑata pumper and she loved it!!!"

connor..." i still like the squealing racoon better..."

bambam..." fuck off connor so fucking nasty..."

by 13@M13@M July 25, 2009

Zombie Piñata

Zombie Piñata is when you take a shit in a dead woman/girl's vagina and proceed to jump on her stomach. This will cause all your shit to fly out of her vagina like a Piñata at a 8 year old's birthday party.

Me: Dude, I totally just Zombie Piñata'd my mom.
Friend: what the fuck man

by Zombie Piñata God August 31, 2009

Piñata Immigration Reform

Phrase used to describe immigration reform that provides an equal opportunity for any illegal with a clean record to win their American citizenship. One convicted felon is removed from the prison system, and with feet and hands bound, strung up at the town square. A small group of illegal immigrants are provided a set of golf clubs to choose from, are blindfolded and the fun begins.
Illegals wielding a wood or driver are given 2 swings, while iron club users get 1 swing before moving to the next participant. The wetback that delivers the deathblow is granted American citizenship. The general public is encouraged to gather round and enjoy the festivities.

Juan: I can’t wait for my chance to become an American. I’ve been practice swinging down at the range all week!
Carlos: Yes señor Juan, I too have dreamed of this day of Piñata Immigration Reform! Town square is decorated nicely and will be quite the fiesta today!

by sciflyer.25 April 18, 2013

Put a Piñata In Your Closet

A phrase used to describe a person who is becoming erect (boner) becauce they heard or seen something gay.

VI

person 1: *shows nipples*
person 2: omg
person 1: I bet this put a piñata in your closet {laugh track}

by AlmightyChad December 13, 2022