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Pristiano Penaldo

Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.

He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.

As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo is a finished player living in the arabian dessert
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
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Maulana Penaldo

Maulana Penaldo is a footballer who converted from Christianity to Islam as a money whore, he does namaz 5 times a day and can be seen doing that on the streets of Riyadh on television every Thursday. He is the biggest bottler in World Cup history and is known as a Camel on football fraternity.
Salman says, “Where is Maulana Penaldo?” Abdul replied, “I saw him drinking Camel piss few mins ago.”
by Jai Shree Ram June 26, 2023
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Penaldo or Pessi

Typically used with 14 year old or younger kids who are comparing Ronaldo and Messi on a goat debate but add a p because they think they only score penalty's.
Bro who do you think the goat is Penaldo or Pessi.
by MN27 February 16, 2023
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Penaldo

Portugal r*pist who roames open in Saudi Arabia looking for penalties .
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi

Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game

ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
1. That girl is the greatest crybaby

2. That girl is a penaldo
by Kuniga December 29, 2023
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Penaldo

A ghost from Portugal known for only scoring penalties against weak teams like Luxemburg. He is known as the G.O.A.T (Goofiest orangutan alive today) and he disappears when a strong team faces him.
Person 1: Yesterday someone scored 3 penalties in a match
Person 2: Must have been Penaldo
by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024
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Prister Penaldo

A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.
Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024
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Penaldo

Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.
You sure did a Penaldo today!

Yea I know I stole your penalty.
by EpicKPs October 16, 2023
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