Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
Get the Pristiano Penaldo mug.Maulana Penaldo is a footballer who converted from Christianity to Islam as a money whore, he does namaz 5 times a day and can be seen doing that on the streets of Riyadh on television every Thursday. He is the biggest bottler in World Cup history and is known as a Camel on football fraternity.
Salman says, “Where is Maulana Penaldo?” Abdul replied, “I saw him drinking Camel piss few mins ago.”
by Jai Shree Ram June 26, 2023
Get the Maulana Penaldo mug.Typically used with 14 year old or younger kids who are comparing Ronaldo and Messi on a goat debate but add a p because they think they only score penalty's.
by MN27 February 16, 2023
Get the Penaldo or Pessi mug.Penaldo is a word used to describe the fraud, crying, famous football diver, Ronaldo. He gains the name penaldo for diving for penalties more than Neymar does himself. Penaldo is also in a camel league with camel refs, so he can dive easier. Penaldo will ghost in big games and dive for penalties no matter what. He has no world cups unlike the true goat lionel messi. Penaldo can also describe "finished" or "diving"
i went to swimming practise today. I had to jump off the board and dive into the pool for my swimming drills. I told my instructor, "I'm penaldo!" and he knew that i was gonna dive.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
I finished my homework today, in class. I yelled to my teacher, "Penaldo!" and she knew INSTANTLY i was finished.
by Penaldoggyaldocameldo June 12, 2024
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Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
by Kuniga December 29, 2023
Get the Penaldo mug.Pisstiano Penaldo is a ghost from liechtenstein who sells perfume and underwear. Penaldo is also known to lash out at small teams just like Pessi
1:"hey did you see the hattrick Penaldo scored Yesterday"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
2:"you mean hattrick of penalties?"
1:"yes he scored 3 penalties and 1 tap in"
2:"Penaldo is pinished"
3:"hey don't talk about my pidol like that!!!!"
1:"SHUT UP"
2:"SHUT UP"
by Pessidoggyispinished July 13, 2024
Get the Penaldo mug.Pristiano Penaldo Is a ghost living on the streets of Saudi Arabia. make sure to Not bring any tap-ins or penalties around him or he will take them and stat pad against Al Kebab. He is known to be the worst player to ever play football and ghosts in big games. He steals penalties from his teammates so he can get goals. no one has ever seen him play, he sits on the bench all game.
by Penalty Merchant Penaldo March 19, 2024
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