Pristiano Penaldo, a.k.a. Pendu, Camelnaldo or simply Penaldo is a Portuguese Ghost living in Saudi Arabia. He likes to steal penalties from deserving players. He is at beekeeping age while his fans, penaldogs, meat ride saying that he is still the GOAT. We all know who the GOAT is, and that is no other than darwizzy- i mean Lionel Messi, an argentine dwarf from Rosario Argentina.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
Pristiano Penaldo plays for the portuguese national team, statpading on teams like Bosnia, Andorra and Luxembourg. He is the true F.R.A.U.D. . He only scores Penalties and tap ins.
He also used to live on the streets of Lisbon, Madrid, while playing for Real Vardrid, Crotone, while playing for juventus ( ghosting for other games except for crotone ) , Andorra and Luxembourg.
As for Club performances, i gotta say, pendu has won 5 champions leagues but that isn’t enough while your rival has 4 but world cup.
He now plays for Camel League side Fraud-Nassr, in a league that practices sportswashing.
To wrap everything up, Pendu is a tap in merchant living in the desert that likes to steal penalties. If you encounter him, just yell “International game” and he is sure to ghost you.
by MeltedY September 3, 2023
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Salman says, “Where is Maulana Penaldo?” Abdul replied, “I saw him drinking Camel piss few mins ago.”
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Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
Player who is currently living is shadow of greatest footballer of all time Lionel Andres messi
Penaldo who was never seen winning a trophy after 2016 when var was used in game
ALWAYS AGAINST ME 😭😭😭
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by ChadMessiEnjoyer January 31, 2024
Get the Penaldo mug.A finished camel currently hiding from Messi in the deserts of Saudi Arabia, known for statpadding against small teams in qualifiers and ghosting in world cup knockouts. Hes also the only individual to win eight instagram d'ors.
Me: Hey! Did u see Prister Penaldos penalty yesterday against Lithuania? He is such a farmer bro!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
Friend: Nah bro Lithuania is a big team, unlike most in Copa america!
Me: You are such a Prister Penaldo fan!
by Honest Prister Penaldo fan February 6, 2024
Get the Prister Penaldo mug.Messi's biggest fan. Has tried to achieve a career like Messi's all his life, but has always fallen short. His favorite way of trying to catch up to Messi has been to take all the glory for penalties that his teammates win. His favorite drink is Penaltea and nowadays he roams Saudi Arabia on his camel looking for more penalties. His fanboys use his 5 robbed champions leagues to try and make him somewhat relevant but it's still not enough to surpass Messi's greatness.
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