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Paragraph

A long text that could only be a few sentences.
Jazzy took a bowl from the cabinet and placed it on the counter. Then, she went to the fridge and opened it. After that ,she brought out the milk from the fridge.Then,she brought down the cereal box.After that,she poured her cereal inside.Lastly,she poured the milk and got a spoon and put it in the bowl,ITS CEREAL! Theres the paragraph.
by momoftrueperspective September 21, 2021
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paragraph princess

when your friend (possibly called aaron) replies to messages with PARAGRAPHS and CHAPTERS as long as the Harry Potter series and there a simp
shelby- aaron is such a paragraph princess

carrie- it’s as long as the Harry Potter books
by totallynotcarrie April 21, 2020
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Holly Paragraph

An incredibly long and emotionally loaded block of text, usually found in messages with a member of opposite gender, after an unprecedented altercation.
message: “ I’m sorry for a lot of things, and this wouldn’t have been one of them if we were able to work something out. The truth is, isaak, I don’t rly know firas. I know you, though. and we have so many things in common but like I said we’re busy all the time and it is so hard to find a time that works for us to hang out. im a people pleaser. You know that. ofc I would feel bad if I rejected firas but now I realize I should’ve but I js don’t know how to tell him bc now he thinks I like him when I don’t. It also doesn’t help that everyone is taking abt it. But tbh, I wouldn’t be mad if I stopped taking to him bc I don’t know him. I js have to tell him I don’t like him. That’s the issue. Also this only started 2 days ago so it wouldn’t be that bad if I backed out. But I still need to apologize bc I know you’re probably mad. So I’m sorry. I’m sorry about this, I’m sorry about not talking to you, I’m sorry I’m busy, I’m sorry I’m shy, I’m sorry I have no conversation skills, im sorry you found out abt this the way you did, and I’m sorry for not spending more time with you. I regret everything.

Response: “Holly paragraph”
by Jaquavy Wavy Dickhole June 6, 2025
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Paragraph parkour

Going from one topic to an entirely more insane topic in two paragraphs or less
My friend Johnathon went from ranting about an expensive action figure to killing the president so fast, he was doing paragraph parkour.
by TechDeX September 13, 2021
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15 paragraphs

A 15 paragraph long love confession someone writes to their best friend written in their notes app which ends the best friend rejecting them. However, this rejection further strengthens the friendship and turns into some sort of inside joke.

When one says they've been "15 paragraphed", they mean they've confessed their feelings to someone in a very grandiose manner, yet subsequently got rejected.
Suzie: Hey, I heard you confessed to Connor! How did you do it?
Izzie: I wrote an entire confession...it was 15 paragraphs long
Suzie: And?? How did it go?
Izzie: About that...
by Kittens241 January 14, 2024
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Writing a paragraph

To be chiefing through copious amounts of ones dab pen.

To be burning the candle through the night.

The link here is between a dab "pen" and a standard pen, which is (normally) used to write.
The metaphor continues as a normal pen may be used to write a paragraph, which is why to this day we say Writing a paragraph.
Friend 1: Takes back to back to back to back... to back rips of the pen followed by a double ripski to cap it off.
Friend 2: Man that guy is writing a paragraph.
Friend 3: Totally
by anonymous August 2, 2021
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October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day

a day where u send her paragraphs bcs she's tired of never being the one on the receiving end smh
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- giving everything you could ; every part of you, your love language, your money, your time, your patience, your efforts, your comforting words — but never receiving any -
"Yo it's October 10th - National Write Elly A Paragraph Day, we should write her a paragraph"
by folkloreenthusiast October 9, 2021
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