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doing the ouija board

A reference to an ambidextrous style of female masturbation in which hands are placed over the clitoris as though guiding a planchette on a ouija board.
I get off “doing the ouija board.”
by Amolly March 15, 2020
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Wi-Fi Ouija

Slowly moving a laptop in circles, as if you were using a Ouija board to conjure spirits, in hope of finding or improving the strength of the wi-fi signal you are stealing from your neighbor.
After playing wi-fi ouija for an hour, I got enough bandwith to download the Snooki sextape!
by ookie badookie October 5, 2011
mugGet the Wi-Fi Ouijamug.

ouija

There is no definition take off your clothes
Buu is not the best boi
if i cant upload this ill head out ;-;
he has nitro :hypers:

what happened to luigi tho?
i done have an ouija
by sarmale June 20, 2020
mugGet the ouijamug.

Ouija Orgy

When a large group of people use an ouija board at once
Guy 1: Hey you wanna come to the party at the abandoned house tomorrow?
Guy 2: Sure, I just hope there’s not in ouija orgy
by Fuckin4Life November 9, 2019
mugGet the Ouija Orgymug.

Ouija and coyotes

ghosts are telling you to love the person you are with. So if you are playing this satanic game and hear the howls. It’s the ghost telling you that you have found your soul mate. Ps if it’s one howl then run or stop playing. If it’s multiple then you are safe.
My friend and i were playing with his ouija board and we started hearing coyotes that felt like they were all around us. the mix of the Ouija and Coyotes made me jump into his arms and now we are together always doing scary stuff.
by Sidney-day September 25, 2022
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Ouija board

Bored with all the letters in the alphabet letters one through nine the words hello and goodbye and the words yes and no you use this board to summon spirits and you have a little magnifying glass that leads to the ghost to which letter or number they want.
Friend: do you wanna play the Ouija board tonight?
Me: nah don’t want to get haunted
by Sarasara123goo June 3, 2020
mugGet the Ouija boardmug.

Ouija board service providers

Ouija board service providers are similar to phone service providers. The difference being that of course instead of using a phone to communicate, you use ouija boards to communicate. This term was created by Aarón Amilián.
I've used so many different ouija board service providers throughout the years, to keep in touch with my loved ones from the other realms.
by Esq Esp March 1, 2024
mugGet the Ouija board service providersmug.

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