Jacks who like Opossums are the best people. They're fun to be around and they might send you pictures of cute Opossums when you're sad. The best people to be around, really.
by Kristallsplitter September 11, 2021
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Poser.
Mimicking or mirroring someone or others in a personal or social environment to aid in negative intentions with malicious intent later on.
Most common in highly insecure, jealous, individuals who lack since of self, and feel they must try to bring others down in order to make themselves feel better about themselves, and the horrible things they do.
Highly promiscuous and incapable of being faithful in relationships (cheaters), liars.
Ignorance at its finest!
Poser.
Mimicking or mirroring someone or others in a personal or social environment to aid in negative intentions with malicious intent later on.
Most common in highly insecure, jealous, individuals who lack since of self, and feel they must try to bring others down in order to make themselves feel better about themselves, and the horrible things they do.
Highly promiscuous and incapable of being faithful in relationships (cheaters), liars.
Ignorance at its finest!
by NoJennyJustJude April 13, 2021
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That struggle opossum really accosted that poor elderly woman just trying to cross Broadway.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
She even squished the rat subway Sal.
by Calmcalamity July 17, 2021
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I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025
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