opossum

that bloody mess on the side of the road

look at that opossum he got wrecked

by anonomaus colt50 May 09, 2018

Opossumism

The act of playing dead.

The victim used opossumism to escape her assailant.

by Tripple$ November 04, 2017

Opossum

The world's most underrated animal. An adorable little munchkin who never bites or attacks humans, cannot carry rabies, and single-handedly prevents the spread of Lyme disease by eating upwards of 5,000 ticks in a season. Getting too close to one will cause it to have a panic attack, leaving it open to be picked up and snuggled with. Their only flaw is their short lives, only ranging from 2-3 years. They make of for this by having a shit ton of teeny widdle babies that the mother gives piggy back rides to. They also have cute little grabby hands with built in fingerless gloves.

I FUCKING LOVE OPOSSUMS

by RAZORBURN20 August 09, 2024

Party opossum

When you eat trash and get hit by car on a week day.

Yo, did you see Jared from recycling Tuesday morning? He got party opossumed after Dave dumped him.

by FuckingCheese August 26, 2018