my homosexual friend is now in hospital from a kidney infection. The doctors say he has definately been olivered.
by Hosstacular September 21, 2011
a good looking guy with a HUGE penis. loves to hang out with his friends. he also get's all the girls and has the sex all the time. an Oliver is also very smart and strong
by Stinkyboi69420 February 26, 2020
by OG WEASEL June 25, 2021
The one who will always be there for you through good and bad times. The one who is art and anime obsessed. The one who can scar you with a look at her role play. The one who teaches you to be stronger. The one who wears mostly black. The one who never fails to make you laugh or smile. The one who can make your ears bleed with fan fiction. The one who you want to keep in your life. The one who lets you call her by her inside joke name, Oliv.
by DogLineCT August 29, 2017
He is a student that does not do any work in class and proceeds to play games in class even when he has assessments due
Teacher: Oliver stop playing games you need to get your assessment done
Oliver: but miss I..
Teacher: no, no, no not this time i've been looking at lan school and you've been playing krunker.io all lesson
Oliver: but miss I..
Teacher: no, no, no not this time i've been looking at lan school and you've been playing krunker.io all lesson
by The friend destroyer March 26, 2019
Oliver is a semi-god making you think he’s just too good to be true. But, against all odds, this angelic creature with stunning eyes and a fierce look will definitely stay loyal to you. He might struggle with sleeping a bit too long but that’s what a precious semi-god needs to do to continue blessing your life, for the rest of your life. He’s definitely going to accidentally hypnotise you because he doesn’t really know the power he possesses only in his eyes or hair. He’s got real nice hair.
As a friend, Oliver is truly compassionate and respectful, as he knows his own grounds. He is unbelievably smart and only his intellect is righteously out-of-this-world. A semi-god. This semi-god with a huge dick is going to take you to unforgettable adventures, creating some of the most beautiful memories of unconditional love and compassion.
As a friend, Oliver is truly compassionate and respectful, as he knows his own grounds. He is unbelievably smart and only his intellect is righteously out-of-this-world. A semi-god. This semi-god with a huge dick is going to take you to unforgettable adventures, creating some of the most beautiful memories of unconditional love and compassion.
by lillfisen November 23, 2021
A guy who has a crush on a girl for ages and everyone including the girl knows, but never admits it.
Person 1: My roomate loved the girl Sally for 6 years already, but he never dares to admit.
Person 2: Now Sally is leaving the city and he won't have chance anymore. He's really an Oliver.
Person 2: Now Sally is leaving the city and he won't have chance anymore. He's really an Oliver.
by ccthz January 27, 2021