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old fashioned 

A drink that contains bitters, club soda, sugar, marshino cherrys and a orange slice.
Jordan thinks he is cool because he is making himself old fashioneds but i ate all of the cherrys and orange slices.
old fashioned by Hell Rell August 13, 2006

Old Fashioned Blowjob

Instead of sucking the dick, the old fashioned blowjob giver blows in the receivers dick hole.
Hey bae, I'm bored of regular blowjobs, let's try an old fashioned blowjob.

Old Fashioned Bee 

a version of the original "Old Fashioned". Made like the original except with Honey infused whiskey and a splash of ginger ale. The cherry gets muddled along with the sugar.

Old fashioned fuck boy 

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.
He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.
Old fashioned fuck boy by Carebear98 November 15, 2017

Hot Old Fashioned 

A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.
-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."

Inside Out Old Fashioned 

When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.
Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.