Olaf'ing 

To go to Olafs Tun pub

Are we Olaf'ing tonight?

Olaf'ing by Mousy1985 May 12, 2023

St. Olaf 

The coolest college in the MIAC because it’s got the best school spirit and it’s literally Siberia. Famous for its overwhelming quantity of music nerd, Shrek-looking guys, and 10/10 female specimens who all drink suspicious amounts of alcohol for a dry campus.

We come from St. Olaf.

St. Olaf by umyaya October 9, 2019

Count Olaf 

Count Olaf is the very villainous, extremely evil, appallingly awful, perfectly putrid, terribly turbulent, unbeleivably unpleasant, completely corrupt, repeatedly ruthless, ineffably immoral, openly obnoxious, totally troublesome, wickedly wrong, never-endingly nasty, flagrantly foul, big-headedly bad, cunning count, who is a major character in the 'A Series of Unfortunate Events' books, and is obssessed with obtaining the vast Baudelaire fortune. Despite all of the afore-mentioned descriptions of this devilish-deed-doer, he is surprisingly sexy, as he is an evil genius with a cool tattoo (of an eye on his left ankle for all you who hav not yet been awakened to the world of Lemony Snicket and co.) who always has a scheme up his long, grubby sleeve.
you can pretty much guarantee that any of the dodgy new characters will tun out to be him...

"That's not Stephano, it's COUNT OLAF!"
"That's not Captain Sham, it's COUNT OLAF!"
" That's not Shirley the receptionist, it's COUNT OLAF!"
...yadda yadda yadda

Count Olaf by parlez January 10, 2005

back in st. Olaf story 

referring to someone who interrupts a story to tell a long, pointless story that goes on mindless tangents that has nothing to do with your original story like Rose was infamous for on the Golden Girls.

i.e Sarah:"So can you believe I ran into my ex from 5 years ago in a another count-"

Michelle: "Wow that reminds of the time my cat got the flu. You see what happened was......"

Matt: "ughhh, there Michelle goes telling another back in st. Olaf story again"

back in st. Olaf story by hungarianprincess April 22, 2011

Count Olaf 

The first in loco parentis of the unfortunate Baudelaire orphans, Count Olaf is an extremely wicked man who is a corrupt member of VFD. He does many treacherous things to get want he wants; the enormous Baudelaire fortune. He will murder and assassinate anyone to get rich. His former girlfriend in the disgustingly fashionable Esme Squalor. Also, this ghastly actor has a wide variety of disguises and henchmen. His disguises are: Stephani, Captain Sham, Shirley and others. A few of his main henchmen are: The hook-handed man, the two white-powdered women and the person of undetermined gender. Also, Count Olaf is not the most handsome, what ever he says. He has on long eyebrow, dirty clothing and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle. All in all, Count Olaf is a real dick.

Person 1: you see that guy over there?
Person 2: yea? What about him?
Person 1: he's such a Count Olaf
Person 2: IKR, he's so rude and mean and dumb and annoying and..............

Count Olaf by VFD Apprentice March 7, 2017

Count Olaf 

The theatre kid that lives under the stairs periodt. He do be a seriously a hotty

Guy 1: Do you know that boy over there? He’s a Count Olaf. So shreksy …😍

Count Olaf by Willybumweetoe May 2, 2022

St. Olaf 

A liberal arts college in Northfield, about 50 miles south of the Twin Cities. It's the third best college in MN and in top 50 best liberal arts colleges, famous for outstanding music and math programs

Yo, I'm going to St. Olaf this fall

St. Olaf by Ducaling January 18, 2009