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oklahoma

Texas with the treach.

If Oklahoma was a person, it'd be a rubber-faced mongoloid drooling and mooing and eating its own shit and trying to convince the world that it is as good as normal people.
I thought Texas was a piece of shit until I visited Oklahoma.
by Ben Lynch February 27, 2005
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Oklahoma

A Chinese terrible copy paste of Texas, that’s why it sucks compared to Texas
Man, why did I move to oklahoma it shure sucks
by Steakface87 February 21, 2019
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oklahoma

Long for "okay" or "ok."

Also, equivalent for "whatever".
Q: You want to meet at the bar at 7:00?
A: Oklahoma.
by J_P_T January 19, 2008
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Oklahoma

You all can go fuck yourselfs. I live here and none of this shit has ever happened to me, and ive been to Galveston, Texas, man I felt sorry for that shithole of a town. the only redeeming quality of that town was nothing. eat it. speaking of which at least I can spell.
No comment needed. Texas doesn't suck but I sure as hell wouldn't want to live there.
by LedHed4390 July 1, 2005
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oklahoma

The buckle of the bible belt. There are nice people, and jerk-offs.

Of course there are hillbillies, but hillbillies are everywhere.. Even in california(even though they deny it).

Anyway most of the defs. heere have posted their wo cents out of pure ignorance of the state.

IT has some great tourist sites. Like little sahara, or the Great Salt Plains... WE have some of the last buffalo herds.

Anyway I grew up in Oklahoma city.. OKC isn't an isolated city. Also Tulsa isn't isolated, but most people odn't live in these cities. Anyway living in OKC is like living in a city that is an outpost. The towns that surround you are filled with hicks..

Edmound is a suburb of OKC, and relally is your typical suburban sprawl. Anyway a majority of the small towns in oklahoma are like what he dick heads pbefore me said, but in the cities the scenarios are different. Since now we have the asian mafia trying to keep control of the vietnamese area of OKC
Oklahoma is an ok state to raise your kids, but that's it. IF you are young and live in this state. You will find yourself traveling a lot because staying in oklahoma for your summers.... Well yea it ain't gonna happen.
by lordblazer February 13, 2007
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Oklahoma

No it's not a hick state...i mean there may be some hicks. but im definately not a hick. i go shopping 2 malls all the time..i play sports...and yes i do hate ou! i think they are stupid but w/e oklahoma isnt that bad
People who put every1 down from oklahoma are dumbasses...
by sportzchic January 19, 2005
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Oklahoma

fuck oklahoma
by plutonium1887 November 22, 2021
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