oh fuck no

When your parents are coming downstairs and you are trying to delete your Newgrounds porn but the tab is frozen. (random event that may happen in 2007)

Eileen: Watches Newgrounds porn even at 16
Jennifer: starts laughing
Dad: goes downstairs
Eileen: Oh fuck no! The tab is frozen and my dad is coming!
Jennifer: oh shit

by kittenbunny65 May 16, 2021

oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

You screwed up and you can’t fix it

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024

oh god oh fuck

The correct thing to say during the end of the world.

John: *calmly* oh god oh fuck

by BIGMUSCLEMAN123 November 23, 2020

Me-Oh Fuck!

An exclamation (e.g. WTF; Holy Shit; Jesus fucking Christ; Get out of town; Bloody Nora

Me-Oh Fuck! You scared the hell out of me!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 1, 2022

oh shit oh fuck

used if something goes wrong or if someone dies

joe:*dies*
h: he just died oh shit oh fuck

by fucjking h August 17, 2019

the oh-fuck milisecond

The milisecond in between saying/doing something very inapporopriate/embarassing/stupid/racist/sexist/etc and actually realizing what you just said and that fucked up real bad. This milisecond is usually followed by a silence, awkward staring, and you; feeling as though you'd want to just dissapear right away.

-you, telling an mean black joke
-insert the oh-fuck milisecond here
-realizing just a moment too late that your one black friend is there

by sam58743895340789 February 18, 2009

Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this virus

Origin of phrase originally from Wuhan China but very rapidly spread across the globe. Stay safe! And wash your hands!

Tucker- Hey Dale! Come over here look at this video about the Coronavirus!

Dale- “Oh shit oh fuck we’re all going to die by this Virus”

by RIP ÙwÚ January 28, 2020